Andres4NY, to random
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ugh, raw-dogging the air in the anthropocene is the worst

Andres4NY,
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jogged alongside/behind the while she biked (at like 5mph), and I reeeally wish I'd worn a mask

Andres4NY, to Parenting
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A month ago I spent an hour or two going through all of our winter hats, gloves, coats, scarves, and misc crap that had gotten thrown into them. I sorted everything into bins, and labeled them "hats", "gloves", and "buffs/scarves".

Two weeks after I did that, I noticed that someone had put gloves in the hats bin, and vice-versa. The next day I noticed that the buffs/scarves were in with the other two. I mentioned it to my wife, and she shrugged.

(oooh foreshadowing!)

Andres4NY,
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A week after that, my wife told me, "I said I wouldn't tell you, but the [] told me that she keeps switching the labels on the bins. To mess with you."

When I finally lose my marbles, I just want this story in the public record.

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Speaking of, I'm supposed to be on my way to Boston right now. But the threw up at school, so.. yeah. Remember parents: never make plans.

Happily the Amtrak tickets were refundable.

https://social.ridetrans.it/@Andres4NY/112372328466804306

Andres4NY, to random
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I'm explaining to the that she can't just go around randomly calling people; that's not what younger generations DO. That's only for older generations (50+ years old). She needs to message first, at least.

She found this upsetting and just wants to call. So hey, maybe that'll make a comeback after Gen Z?

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sigh

I'm guessing by the height of these that it was the . There's like 30 pairs of these around the house.

A roll of toilet paper in a metal wall holder. There are two eye stickers on the roll.

Andres4NY,
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The found an eye on her shirt as I was brushing her teeth at bedtime. She stuck it on my forehead. I made a mental note to take it off after she was in bed.

I forgot.

Then I went out to the grocery store like this. No one said anything. Maybe because I was wearing a kf94 mask already (although I wasn't the only one there masking; even one of the checkout people had a kn95 on)? Not a peep from anyone over the course of an hour. That's for ya.

My wife laughed at me when I got home.

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Learning to solder with the 13yo

Andres4NY,
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@enobacon I originally borrowed my FIL's crappy hardware store soldering iron before I bought this: https://www.amazon.com/YIHUA-Soldering-Conversion-Temperature-Correction/dp/B07SCPZJYS (open box on ebay for $60). I really like it, it's got lots of different tips & the heat gun ended up being really useful for opening up glued phones and other stuff.

I can't remember what I used for holding it. I wanted to use the actual tool that I'd bought (https://www.amazon.com/Third-hand-tool-Soldering-Adjustable/dp/B0B31JZT35/ref=) for working on it, but my stole it. I bought a 2nd and she stole that too.

Andres4NY, to random
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the listening to the 's meltdown: "Yeah, I'm definitely not having kids."

😂

Andres4NY, to random
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I added the to our server family chat (via her tablet), and oh boy is she having waaaay too much fun calling us.

Andres4NY, to random
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For the first time ever, my two kids are attending the same school. We almost have them on the same bus, too, except the (who gets car sick) threw up on the bus this morning. Sigh

It was her first time on a school bus. Her older brother's been taking buses since like 2018.

Andres4NY, to Parenting
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When your asks how to whistle - don't fall for it. It's a trap. You will get covered in spit.

Andres4NY, to random
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lol the one trick we had for getting the to school (letting her play on her tablet for 5 mins in the school lobby), she was told by a teacher isn't allowed.

Honestly I'm finding it harder and harder to get mad about her school refusal. NYC DOE suuuuuuucks.

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: "Dad, when will Mom be done?"
me: "I don't know"
6yo: "How do you not know?"
me: "Well, it depends on how long the lawyers take.. "
6yo: "There's short way to say everything."
me: 😂
me: "Unfortunately lawyers are not very good at saying and writing things in a short way."

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Alright, time to stop ignoring the electrical pops that the cargo bike motor makes when I turn it on and resolder the XT-90 connectors for the THIRD time. This bike was designed to haul 400+ pounds and make heavy use of its BBSHD, and as such the wires are a heavy gauge that just barely fit into the connectors. It makes soldering them really challenging.

Andres4NY,
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hahaha just kidding, the played with my soldering stuff and so I don't have the things I need to work on it ARGH

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Sigh. I needed to get the off screens ~30 mins ago, but she's doing khan academy math. Like, how am I supposed to stop that with a clean conscience?

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The is threatening me.

Andres4NY, to random
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lol at the saying "this is one of the reasons I'm probably not having kids" as I try to coax the through another tantrum.

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Old box fan and the new pc fan one that's replacing it. Based on https://www.texairfilters.com/an-easy-to-build-corsi-rosenthal-box-using-modular-pc-fan-systems/ , although I used 1" filters instead of 2" filters for half of them (which was a mistake. Don't do that. The 1" filters are 1/4" longer than the 2" filters, making everything just slightly more annoying to build. Should've just waited for more 2" filters to ship.)

Those PC fans are pricy, but still cheaper than a commerical HEPA filter and somehow more effective. My Coway AP-1512HH performs worse.

Same two CR Boxes, straight ahead view. You can see that the box fan is unplugged and off, while the pc fans are plugged in. Also the pc fan filters look new and white (and read 16x20x2), while the box fan filters are dented and greyish.

Andres4NY,
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My describing the sound of the box fan CR box: "It reminds me of a big delicious cherry tree, blowing in the wind" 🤨

Andres4NY, to random
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Explaining batteries to the :

me: "...and so those little flat round ones are called watch batteries because they put them in.."

6yo: "Do they have 'W' batteries?"

me: "Um, not that I've heard. Anyway, so instead of AA and AAA batteries.."

6yo: "Do they have 'B' batteries?"

me: "I don't know. The.."

6yo: "I like the sound of B batteries."

me: "Mmm-hm"

5yo: "Can we buy some B batteries?"

me: "..."

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Okay, question for . Only vote if you're a .

Your kid steps on a lego and cries. Do you:

a) Show concern and try to comfort them?

b) Yell "HAH, NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS!" and some additional gloating?

Please answer in the poll below.

Andres4NY,
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the just rolled her foot on a pencil and was like "ow!" (but no crying) and I said, "hm.. and why is there a pencil on the floor?" and my wife responded with, "I feel like I just took a poll on this situation" and glared at me 😂 😇

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I've never seen a this confident before.

Andres4NY,
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@kingrat It's tradition. 2 years ago the tested positive on xmas eve.

Andres4NY, to random
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Shout-out to all the other people waiting in the returns line* at 's who kept shooting me sympathetic glances as my asked/whined non-stop for 20 mins about buying a toy. Any toy. She didn't even know what she was holding, but she wanted SOMETHING.

  • Don't ever do this. Mail it back. Let my life serve as a warning to others.
Andres4NY, to random
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"Ugh why does everybody have to LOVE ME SO MUCH??", the just whined.

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So at 8pm at night, the decided to try cracking an egg on the 's head.

Result = egg in her hair and all over the floor, crying, and general chaos. 😭

Andres4NY, to random
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Yum, Feet'za for dinner!

Andres4NY,
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We let the kids play with the dough (at the table), and then they usually spread it on the pan and add cheese/sauce and whatever other pizza toppings they want. Except tonight they were too dysregulated to get passed the playing stage, so we did the spreading/cheese/sauce steps. But then the informed us that she had dropped her dough on the floor. We ate it anyways. 🤷

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