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"wait, you keep saying 'the 80s'.. Do you mean the 1800s?" -- my

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Just taught the how to make nachos. He is officially Ready For College!

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Sigh. I needed to get the off screens ~30 mins ago, but she's doing khan academy math. Like, how am I supposed to stop that with a clean conscience?

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Okay, they both came up to me (at the prompting of the I think) and did the oompa loompa dance, complete with song. I don't think they've ever seen Willy Wonka, I'm going to have to show it to them. The '70s version, of course..

[edit: oh the new Wonka is apparently not a remake but a prequel? Wild(er) ]

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lol at the saying "this is one of the reasons I'm probably not having kids" as I try to coax the through another tantrum.

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So I was woken up this morning by my because he had an earbud nozzle/tip stuck in his ear.

That's how my Saturday began, using tweezers to fish a piece of plastic out of a kid's ear.

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At dinner I mentioned that I had an argument online about cooked carrots (https://social.ridetrans.it/@Andres4NY/111746586335588785). I described some of the responses, and the responded, "I would've said 'Check your privilege! Not all of us can chew hard food. Your ableism is showing.'"

I shit you not, he came up with that out of nowhere. He is truly a child of the (cursed) internet.

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This is my wife's test, but unfortunately right when she was feeling sick, we were playing our first family D&D game; the set up the campaign and was DMing. So we spent like two hours straight in close proximity, and then she was all "I don't feel good" and put on a mask.

A day later, and she would've been at work instead of home and we likely would've been spared. But as it stands, the 11yo stayed home from school today, and I'm starting to feel iffy..

https://social.ridetrans.it/@Andres4NY/111621356212605246

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So at 8pm at night, the decided to try cracking an egg on the 's head.

Result = egg in her hair and all over the floor, crying, and general chaos. 😭

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Things I regret about today:

While riding through the MASSIVE puddles (ponds) on the trails of in the pouring rain - telling my on the back of my mid-tail bike"legs up!" just before going through them, and having him purposefully put his feet down and yell WHEEEEE as he got his legs soaked in the massive spray. And not capturing that joy on video camera, because I haven't bothered to set up my old .

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Yesterday, to the : "Do you want to try one of these tamales?" "Sure."

Today, to my wife: "What do you mean there's only one tamale left?? Who ate them all?!"

I should've predicted this. 😭

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I don't think I've posted a full pic yet of my with 750W mid-drive motor installed. It's got a 48V 12Ah battery from installed (form factor: G56). So far I've ridden 45mi and the battery is at roughly 50%, so I'm expecting a comfortable range of 65-70mi per charge.

Pic of the ebikeçs (model 500c) color display while idle (0mph). It shows 45.6 miles on the trip so far, with 48.1V and 50% bar gauge left on the battery.

Andres4NY,
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Along with some groceries and a can of paint, we hauled home these pumpkins just now. Two packed full panniers, and the big pumpkin on the 's lap while he sat on the back of the bike. 👍

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We were leaving the hardware store, and the guy in front of us had one of those fluffy yellow paint rollers fall out of his cart.

The (completely serious) says, "hey, you dropped your spongecake." 😂

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"Hm.. 1 quart should be enough to paint the bike box, I think."

[..days later..]

"Alright [], you go ahead and shake this [closed] can while I run in for 15 seconds to fill this container up with water."

(The paint that's visible in the can is all that remains after the rest was dumped on the ground)

Andres4NY,
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We have a family history of disasters. When we painted the box for the other bike blue, the (who at the time would've been 7) stepped into the paint can and left foot prints in the alley. The footprints are still there.

An alley with a brown-haired woman holding a hose and spraying the blue paint off a 7 year old child's foot. The paint and water are on the ground around the child.

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The just complained about staying home and said that he wanted to go to school tomorrow (he's not out of covid quarantine until Thurs).

He has never wanted to go to school before. Seems like the new school is a hit!

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NYC public schools once again on their bullshit. If you care so much about kids being absent, why don't you install high-quality air filters in classrooms and require masks whenever there's a covid/rsv/flu surge?

Andres4NY,
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@memory We had a fun fight last year because the 's school told us he had too many unexcused absences, and we went back and forth with what "unexcused" meant. Every single absence had an email from us to his teachers/school telling them that he was sick. They said he needed doctors notes, which was absolutely ridiculous. Eventually we went further up the chain and found someone reasonable.

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Today I told a potential adopter for one our foster cats that my daughter is like Elmira from Tiny Toons.

When she gave a blank stare, I told her it was a cartoon from the 90s.

She replied, "Oh. I was born in '96."

(Thankfully, she didn't call me grandpa at the end of that reply)

Andres4NY,
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Meanwhile when leaves for school in the morning, this is what the do.


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The just responded to something I said with "L plus ratio". I told him that I don't know what that means*. He responded, "If you know, you know."

The kid speaks in internet memes now. 🫤

  • I know what a ratio is, as in twitter ratio, but.. lose plus ratio? That didn't make sense within the context of the conversation.
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Aw how sweet, my brought me home a gift from camp. A week's worth of dirty clothes that were sitting around sopping wet for most of that time. And it's not even my birthday! 🥲

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helping me enforce the no-screens-after-5pm rule for the .

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