The rest of you may consider yourself Innocent Victims of Awful Humor (you can also mute the thread), or you can try to Sir Vive (the hardiest knight at the round table) by moving up and into the breach with your own horrid Sir Gesstions (the most 'splainy knight at the round table).
Anyway, here goes. Most of you have heard most of them before.
@SuneAuken A horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says "You've been in here quite a lot recently, do you think you might be an alcoholic?". "I don't think I am", the horse replies before disappearing in a puff of smoke.
Now, this joke isn't about a horse or a bar. It's actually a philosophy joke. But I couldn't tell you that to start with. Because that would have been putting Descartes before the horse. #BadJokeFriday