The bride, white of hair, is stooped over her cane
Her faltering footsteps need guiding.
While down the church aisle, with wan toothless smile,
The groom in a wheelchair comes riding.
And who is this elderly couple you ask?
You’ll find, when you’ve closely explored it,
That here is that rare, most conservative pair,
Who waited ‘til they could afford it.
In Xanadu did QAnon
A deep state conspiracy decree
Where alpha males, Alex Jones and the Q shaman
FOX, hate, fear, and bigotry ran
measureless to man
Sundowner syndrome, Hannity
In Xanadu did Sonny Malone A roller-skating rink decree: Where now, I realise that this gag Is pretty niche and lacking a punchline Blah blah sunless sea. #BadPoems#HashTagGames
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
Until I begin to think my call isn’t really that important to you
after all