neurothing, to random Italian
@neurothing@metalhead.club avatar

MAGIC THE GATHERING LORE

No, Sarkhan... Nicol Bolas is definitely NOT that kind of dragon.


inkican, to random
@inkican@mastodon.social avatar

"Bro, stop talking to ghosts, do some therapy, and move on with your life." - Me, to Hamlet

inkican,
@inkican@mastodon.social avatar

"Dude. Underwear goes inside the pants." - Me, to Superman

inkican,
@inkican@mastodon.social avatar

"This time ... take the left turn at Albuquerque." - Me, to Bugs Bunny

inkican,
@inkican@mastodon.social avatar

"Maybe hug your Aunt and do some chores instead of bothering the neighbors." - me, to Dorothy Gale from Wizard of Oz

inkican,
@inkican@mastodon.social avatar

"Turn yourself in you homicidal psychopath." - Me, to Peter Pan

inkican,
@inkican@mastodon.social avatar

"Hey, wealth redistribution is great and all, but maybe give these people some life skills so they don't have to spend their lives committing crimes?" - Me, to Robin Hood

inkican,
@inkican@mastodon.social avatar

"It doesn't belong in a museum - it belongs in its native country. Jerk." - Me, to Indiana Jones

inkican,
@inkican@mastodon.social avatar

"Take some negotiation training - so you don't have to worry about giving them offers they can't refuse." - Me, to Vito Corleone

inkican,
@inkican@mastodon.social avatar

"It's called 'consent'" - Me, to Han Solo

inkican,
@inkican@mastodon.social avatar

"Blondes. They'll get you every time." - Me, to King Kong

inkican,
@inkican@mastodon.social avatar

"Oi. No cocaine before noon." - Me, to Sherlock Holmes

inkican,
@inkican@mastodon.social avatar

"Oh, for God's sake - the Russian girl was way hotter than Mary Jane. And she gave you cake!" - Me, to Spiderman 2

inkican,
@inkican@mastodon.social avatar

"You could have had a much better friendship with Scotty. Just sayin' ..." - Me, to Spock

inkican,
@inkican@mastodon.social avatar

"Maybe finish high school before you decide what to do with the rest of your life." - Me, to Romeo and Juliet

Bonus advice: "Mercutio was better than all of you."

inkican,
@inkican@mastodon.social avatar

"Learn some empathy and find out why your friends are down before you recommend a solution." - Me, to Winne-the-Pooh

inkican,
@inkican@mastodon.social avatar

"Yeah, yeah - we get it - you're unhappy and disappointed. It's all about you." - Me, to Charlie Brown

inkican,
@inkican@mastodon.social avatar

"Next time Timmy goes down the well, leave him there." - Me, to Lassie

inkican,
@inkican@mastodon.social avatar

"Mastered the ways of the Force, you have - but not the structure of sentences." - Me, to Yoda

ClaraListensprechen4, to HashtagGames
@ClaraListensprechen4@qoto.org avatar


Hey Bill. Hey Ted. Stand back and take a look at who's using phone booths these days and then consider what your odds are that you open up your phone booth next time, Superman's gonna pop out.

Nobody else uses phone booths these days with the possible exception of Doctor Who but he's police box specific. And he's been avoiding America ever since that encounter with the Silence. Your best odds are that it's gonna be Superman.

tiamat271, to HashtagGames
@tiamat271@mastodon.online avatar

Mr. and Mrs. Torrance, have you considered spending the winter somewhere warm instead?

@hashtaggames

The head and shoulders of Jack Nicholson, as Jack Torrance from “The Shining”, frozen in a snowy background. His eyes are partially open and his hair and shoulders are encrusted with snow. The gif shakes as if to represent shivering.

enoch, to random

Stop acting like a fucking nerd and just tell everyone you’re an alien 👽

neurothing, to HashtagGames Italian
@neurothing@metalhead.club avatar

THE EXPANSE

OPA people, I know you are pissed off about being bossed around by Earthlings and Martians alike... but please, stop throwing your chips in with Inaros.


neurothing, (edited ) to random Italian
@neurothing@metalhead.club avatar

THE LIGHTHOUSE

Seriously Ephraim, I know that seagulls are sea-bullies but... leave THAT seagull be, for fuck's sake.


jasondidner, to Starwars

Hey Sabine -

Maybe don't trust that dark Jedi dude with the map of those galaxies. Just sayin'.





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