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Girl math is when she reports her pain as a 4 when it's actually an 8 but she knows you won't believe her.

Boy math is when she tells you her pain is an 8 but you record it as a 4 on her medical records.

(h/t to ShiningNathan on tiktok)

ceruleanarc, to ethelcain

I went to Urgent Care today.

Me: "This is what's wrong."

: "Well you're a , so it's probably nothing."

Me: "Do you want to look, or should I let the nurse know you were too lazy and to even check?"

Doctor: sighs and checks "Yeah, OK, it's pretty bad. I'll get you a referral to a specialist who can help."

Me: "Yeah, thanks."

At least my was affirmed via . ? 🙃

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