wakehamAMR, 4 months ago to animals

#TFW you can’t make your 2 min noodles because your Tonkinese is feeling very comfortable.

Not great for my scheduled blood tests tomorrow 🫣

#CatsOfMastodon #Tonkinese #KidneyDisease #UTI #AdoptDontShop #RescueCat

OhJoySexToy, 10 months ago to random

You won't pee-lieve this, but after becoming sexually active, Robin Gray is plagued with UTIs. Urine luck, because this story actually finds a solution to this soluble problem.

Read the full comic here: https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/goodbye-uti-robin-gray/
#SexEd #SexEducation #Webcomic #WebcomicUpdate #UTI #OhJoySexToy

thetechtutor, 11 months ago to Amazon

Do you have a #UTI or #erectiledysfunction? If so, share that information with the new #Amazon #virtual #medical #clinic !!

It’s easy! Just ignore the company's previous intrusions on your #data and #privacy and #Security !

Then - because your face isn't enough to assist you - just hand over your driver’s license or passport. Like you ALWAYS do when you see your #doctor

So convenient! And, honestly, #convenience is SO much more important than personal privacy and data security, isn’t it?

tanuki, 1 year ago to Health

Reminder that #masturbation is good for your #health!

#SelfPleasuring has been shown to have clear #psychological benefits, for #SelfEsteem, self #empowerment, #BodyPositivity, and for the relaxation and primal pleasure it brings.

#Orgasms release chemicals which are good for your body and brain, and move your blood and muscles in a health-promoting way: orgasms promote #heart function and #BloodFlow and #BloodPressure!

#Ejaculation, male and female, releases substances being stored in the body long-term, keeping seminal and vaginal fluids fresh and flowing, flushing out stale stuff and toxins, preventing everything from overgrowths and #UTI to #ProstateCancer!

MASTURBATION IS GOOD FOR YOU! Don't let people lie and tell you otherwise! Remember that #NoFap is an #AntiScience cult!

Please, for your own good, masturbate: your body literally evolved to have regular release!