slicedlime, to random
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Today's CEO top tip: If you fire enough people, there are plenty of replacements to pick from when people quit over your forced return-to-office policy

Trump campaign embraces Jan. 6 rioters with money and pardon promises (www.npr.org)

An NPR review of social media posts, speeches and interviews found that Trump has made calls to “free” Jan. 6 defendants or promised to issue them presidential pardons more than a dozen times. Trump has said he would issue those pardons on “day one” of his presidency, as part of a broader agenda to use presidential power...

Droechai, to usa in Trump campaign embraces Jan. 6 rioters with money and pardon promises

How would a turkey plead guilty to avoid slaughter? Of course it had to be overturned

drmaddkap, to random
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All I'm saying is that if a year had 13 months instead of 12, then every month would have EXACTLY 28 days. Each month would start on a Sunday and end on a Saturday. Each month would have 4 weeks.

We'd be one day short at the end of the year, so we could add one extra Saturday to catch up. And on Leap Years, it would be 2 extra Saturdays.

futurebird, to random
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“It would be terrible, immature and shameful if I just had fun on this beautiful summer’s day and didn’t get my work done. So, instead I will be sad and tense constantly thinking about how much I need to do … not have any fun and still procrastinate and not get my work done.” -my award-winning genius brain

futurebird,
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“And now, for my grand finale I shall commence to beating myself up mentally for managing to procrastinate all day without even relaxing or having any fun! I shall lament my failure to even goof off productively! Watch me go!”

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