optiMSTie, to random

"We now go to Chopper Dave with the traffic. Dave?"

"THE ZOMBIES SOMEHOW GOT IN THE CHOPPER OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"Hah, that Dave, what a character, huh? :D "

BrianTransplant, to random

NYC has been overrun by zombies? Are the Turtles okay?

optiMSTie, to random

"The governor has declared a state of SCREW THIS, GET OUT HERE, RUN, GO GO GO"

BrianTransplant, to random

You're bringing the guy who got bit with you?

You're... Bringing... The...

You know, whatever happens do you, you deserve it.

optiMSTie, to random

"Can't we go any faster?"

YOU'RE ON A BOAT. STOP THAT.

BrianTransplant, to random

I'm pretty sure I've seen enough falling support beams for an entire neighborhood by this point. And they just keep coming down.

optiMSTie, to random

This feels like an instructional video that your workplace would show you on how NOT to deal with a zombie invasion.

"Uh-oh! Can you pick out the one thing Steve did wrong here? ... um, the several things Steve did wrong here?"

optiMSTie, to random

It turns out that hiding in a barn built out of balsa wood and dreams wasn't the best idea.

optiMSTie, to random

Old school Brawny paper towel guy to the rescue!

BrianTransplant, to random

Are they making molotovs right now? 'Cause that ain't the move. If you do that, you don't just have zombies coming at you. Now you've got zombies that also are on fire.

But fine. Go ahead. You do you. It's not like I'm in this movie.

optiMSTie, to random

UH, MY MAN, I DON'T THINK HE'S GOING TO RESPOND

optiMSTie, to random

"I feel disappointed that a zombie chomped on me."

BrianTransplant, to random

"Well, jeez. You didn't need to bite my face off, pal!"

optiMSTie, to random

HAHAHAHAHAHA, YES :D

You just KNOW this pro wrestling angle is Darcy's doing!

optiMSTie, to random

This got real Gilligan's Island in a hurry.

optiMSTie, to random

"Are you proud of this particular movie?"

"No."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

BrianTransplant, to random

"There's nothing that you can do here!"

That's not true. I can panic, or disassociate, or freak out, or collapse into a crying heap, or...

@DarcyTheMailGirl

optiMSTie, to random

Look, I'm no master strategist, but I don't endorse staring at the zombie.

BrianTransplant, to random

You know a second ago, when you said you were worried you wouldn't make it off the island?

Well, you can stop worrying.

@DarcyTheMailGirl

BrianTransplant, to random

So if he's wearing a "Daily Planet" shirt, does that mean this movie takes place in the DC Universe? If so, why isn't Superman helping? Or Green Lantern? Or Peacemaker?

optiMSTie, to random

"Drums!"

"I hate it! Damn you, you bastards!"

Oh, what HAVE you liked on this vacation...

optiMSTie, to random

TOONCES, NO!!!!

optiMSTie, to random

Seriously, this synth music is the most metal thing that ever metal'd.

optiMSTie, to random

It's a zombie onslaught of savings at MENARDS!!! :D

optiMSTie, to random

"You did right."

Seeing how this is a zombie movie, I can most assuredly tell you that you did not, in fact, do right.

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