AgentGrimstone

@AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world

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AgentGrimstone,

Seriously the best player. I’ve installed it on literally every personal computer I owned. I should make a donation.

AgentGrimstone,

I wish we can fast forward to the part where Youtube completely destroys itself and a new platform takes its place so we can enjoy it for 10 years before the enshittification cycle restarts again.

AgentGrimstone,

My dude, she doesn’t wanna be wit you no more. Let her go.

AgentGrimstone,

SEO abuse has ruined the internet. We could’ve had something good.

Someone telling a story about hiring a fitness trainer to look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club

I believe it was an interview where a guy tells a story about trying to get fit for a movie role so he hires a popular Hollywood fitness trainer. The guy tries to tell the trainer who he wants to look like but the trainer cuts him off and says “Don’t tell me, I already know. Brad Pitt, Fight Club.” The guys asks how did he...

Republicans Are Blurring the Faces of Capitol Rioters so They Won't Get Arrested (www.rollingstone.com)

House Speaker Mike Johnson has promised to release more than 44,000 hours of surveillance footage from Jan. 6 to the public, with one major caveat: The faces of some individuals who participated in the storming of the Capitol, a violent attempt to prevent the certification of Joe Biden’s election, will be blurred out....

AgentGrimstone,

They’re traitors tho. Why are you defending traitors hmmmmm???

AgentGrimstone,

I remember seeing a video of a dude exploring a cave and he was crawling through some narrow ass space tighter than under my bed. Why would one want to do this??? What if it was a dead end? How tf are you gonna turn around? Crawl backwards? I just can’t with any of this

AgentGrimstone,

I’ve told my family more than once to arrange my funeral the cheapest way possible. If they had the option to dump me in the ocean, they have my blessing. Don’t spend money on me, I’m DEAD.

AgentGrimstone,

After seeing It Follows, the idea of a slow predator that never stops is quite terrifying. I would never be at peace again.

AgentGrimstone,

His great great great grandad thought the same about water wheels. What if the river started flowing the other way? Did anyone think of that???

AgentGrimstone,

It was fun when I read a reddit story and at the end realize I was imagining the wrong gender. Then I would reread the story and it made a lot more sense, like a movie with a twist ending and flashbacks to previous scenes.

AgentGrimstone,

We used to pick up every call back then because 9.8/10, it wasn’t some scam call

AgentGrimstone,

Why is “west” in “midwest”? Can’t we just call these states mid?

AgentGrimstone,

You can monitor the work being done. Is the work being done? That’s all you need to know.

AgentGrimstone,

Next they’re gonna find out she kissed a boy and expel her.

AgentGrimstone,

A coworker recently showed a picture of Minecraft in a meeting and confidently said it was Roblox. I wanted correct him but I didn’t want to be that guy.

AgentGrimstone, (edited )

I really wish the !tipofmytongue community grows here on Lemmy. It was my all time favorite subreddit. No fighting, no toxicity, it’s just straight up:

“I forgot this thing”

“You mean THIS thing?”

“Yeah! That thing!”

Everybody wins.

AgentGrimstone,

I mean, she helped him reach his potential, she put the work in. As long she stayed loyal, I’d say she’s the best kind of gold digger.

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