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Assman, to lemmyshitpost in Are you ready to rock?
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Real life Tom Bombadil

Assman, to technology in Tesco's Laser-Etched Avocados to Save on Packaging Waste - Core77
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  1. You don’t need to put literally anything on the avocado whatsoever, no sticker or anything.
  2. Are you seriously trying to say that building a bunch of fucking lasers and modifying assembly lines would be less wasteful that a tiny label which, by the way, does not need to be made of plastic.

This is a pointless, wasteful novelty

Assman, to politics in The Social Security Fix Nobody Wants to Talk About | A small tax increase would make the essential national retirement program secure for decades, our columnist says, but lawmakers would have to act
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Best we can do is nothing

Assman, to politics in Biden Takes the Gloves Off to Tear Into ‘Convicted Felon’ Trump
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This is sounding kinda sexy

Assman, to lemmyshitpost in This is why men don't do foreplay.
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Three’s company 😏

Assman, to usa in Kenneth Chesebro Charged In Wisconsin—Here Are All The Former Trump Lawyers Now Facing Legal Consequences
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Cheese bro charged in Wisconsin? Ironic.

Assman, to pcgaming in MSI Claw 8 AI+ Gaming Handheld Powered by Intel Lunar Lake and Intel Arc Battlemage Graphics
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You’re literally describing a cell phone which can play both of the games you mentioned

Assman, to lotrmemes in We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations!
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Greedy and deep-digging dwarves

Assman, to casualconversation in What movies have you watched recently?
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By Grabthar’s hammer, what a savings.

Assman, to lotrmemes in Gandalf the Suede
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Gandass? Yes, I was called that once.

Assman, to news in White House signals Rafah strike doesn’t cross ‘red line’
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No condiments for the next baby (okay maybe mayo but come on)

Assman, to microblogmemes in It's really not a big deal.
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I feel like you don’t know what a viking is.

Assman, to whitepeopletwitter in Everyone has a price
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There’s plenty more Nixons where that came from 😏

Assman, to science_memes in Edison
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Most English speakers actually used “wazzup” like those Budweiser commercials

Assman, to theonion in So-Called Trad Wife Wasn’t Even Kidnapped From Village By Rival Viking Clan
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They would never stand for this in Minnesota

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