Aussiemandeus

@Aussiemandeus@lemmy.world

Look upon my works ye mighty and despair

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Aussiemandeus,

Its ok guys, come winter no one will be worrying about it again.

Aussiemandeus,

But as an Australian myself i believe the government will ensure we’re all fed and not leave us to starve. Especially not in the Northern Territory where we can’t grow fuck all. /s (do we do that here)

Aussiemandeus,

This is great, well done.

Aussiemandeus,

Welcome to my shit hole part of the world. Darwin Australia.

Aussiemandeus,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6c99eb6e-1ca0-4f2e-9b06-9f49cda43f53.mp4

Aussiemandeus,

Everyone learns maths.

Everyone should know maths.

Aussiemandeus,

That’s why i just buy a new printer each time. Fuck them

Aussiemandeus,

I just buy a new printer each time it runs out of ink

Aussiemandeus,

If that’s really from the show I’m amazed. That seems super self aware, <laughs nervously>

Aussiemandeus,

My favourite saying

Aussiemandeus,

that’s my s21 from swiping down twice at the bottom of the screen, you can’t tell me that’s to far up

That’s my S21 and can get there by swiping down twice anywhere on the screen.

I don’t think that’s too far up at all

Aussiemandeus,

Doesn’t work for me, just wants to to then customise the home screen, probably a setting in my gesture control.

Aussiemandeus,

Write a suicide note blaming them.

Aussiemandeus,

You see cars rear end each othwr in traffic all the time. Fine in a car, death for the person on a motorbike.

Lane split all the way.

Also means when you’re at lights you can take off faster and be away from all the fuckwit drivers.

Aussiemandeus,

Commenting for bumps. Good luck

Aussiemandeus,

Planned obsolescence should really be illegal. No matter what form it takes

Aussiemandeus,

I used to have a blackberry, it was awesome. Right before touch screen really hit, had a track ball that would get dirty. Beyond that it was the best phone i had. When from that to a s3 then s7 then s9 and now s21.

One thing i noticed is i had to buy a buy a new phone more and more frequently. I went through two s9s and my s21 is so bad i need a new phone but hate the idea.

Aussiemandeus,

I’m making art right now

Aussiemandeus,

My mate has this tattooed on his thigh, I’ve no idea why.

Aussiemandeus,

Fucking oath mate, somewhere at home i still have an old winnieblues pack without brian on it.

Aussiemandeus,

But you’re so crafty, you crafty individual you

Aussiemandeus,

They didn’t know what they were on about then. Clearly this is just the natural cycle of the planet. /s

Aussiemandeus,

The image isn’t there, just like my dad

Aussiemandeus,

Thank you for this information

Aussiemandeus,

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