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Aussiemandeus

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Look upon my works ye mighty and despair

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But you’re so crafty, you crafty individual you

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I just buy a new printer each time it runs out of ink

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That’s why i just buy a new printer each time. Fuck them

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Welcome to my shit hole part of the world. Darwin Australia.

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But as an Australian myself i believe the government will ensure we’re all fed and not leave us to starve. Especially not in the Northern Territory where we can’t grow fuck all. /s (do we do that here)

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Fucking oath mate, somewhere at home i still have an old winnieblues pack without brian on it.

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that’s my s21 from swiping down twice at the bottom of the screen, you can’t tell me that’s to far up

That’s my S21 and can get there by swiping down twice anywhere on the screen.

I don’t think that’s too far up at all

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Doesn’t work for me, just wants to to then customise the home screen, probably a setting in my gesture control.

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Damn now i want to use condoms with my wife

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Ha jokes on you blokes im in Saturday

Sadly with another 12 hour shift

Do you use the swipe to type feature on your phone?

Is this how most people type on mobile these days, drawing lines all over a keyboard instead of tapping the individual keys? I've never had an iPhone so I don't even know if they can do this natively, but I know you can switch keyboards at least, so it should still be an option if not.

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For years now, and people are still amazed to watch me to it.

Another fossil protesting the rise of WFH (www.news.com.au)

OK, my title may be a bit incendiary… But I’ve about had it with the recent constant parade of articles calling for “return to the office” as a cure for everything. It’s almost like the Murdoch press has a vested interest? Anyway, we’re in a cost of living crisis and we’re calling to lump everyone with higher...

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I have a question,

If our economy is all service related we would be very insular and not bringing in outside investment. Woudlnt that cause stagnation?

I sell coffee to buy healthcare who buy education who bye coffee. Round and round

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Thank you, the last paragraph really framed my question for myself haha.

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You see cars rear end each othwr in traffic all the time. Fine in a car, death for the person on a motorbike.

Lane split all the way.

Also means when you’re at lights you can take off faster and be away from all the fuckwit drivers.

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