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Bez_Lightyear

@Bez_Lightyear@crispsandwi.ch

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On the Western Edge of the East of England
Maracas to infinity and beyond

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DJDarren, to random
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With the news that fucking Farage has decided to continue spreading faeces all over British politics, I once again give thanks to mute filters.

I also give thanks to the plane that valiantly gave its life in a doomed attempt to make the world a better place.

Bez_Lightyear,
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@DJDarren A massive turning point in British history in one picture.

paul, (edited ) to random
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Season 3 of The Outlaws just dropped episode 1. There's only 6 episodes per season.

It's a crime comedy, with 81 yr. old Christopher Walken as part of the cast.

Seven strangers from different walks of life - people who would never normally interact - are forced to work together to renovate a derelict community center as part of their probation. They resent the work and each other

When one of them gets dragged into a dangerous organized crime, they unite in ways none of them thought possible.

Bez_Lightyear,
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@paul This show is proof of who was the talented writer of the original UK version of The Office.

Also, it's funny how Merchant always writes parts for himself as an awkward, weird loser. Gervais always writes himself as the greatest human being who ever lived, who is right about everything and everyone loves him despite his character presenting no evidence as to the fact.

DJDarren, to random
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The general manager just took a call in the office kitchen from a customer who wasn’t happy at how long a job is taking.

I asked him how much of his day is spent placating angry customers.

“Oh, about 50%. Because we’re shit”

Bez_Lightyear,
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@DJDarren My last company had an owner like that, deep pockets but short arms. We did everything on a shoestring & could have expanded massively if he had invested in the right gear. Instead he went cheap and the company ended up being sold.

Bez_Lightyear, to random
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I should have suggested this song to @DJDarren for his Animal themed show. John K Samson is a truly gifted lyricist who should be better known outside his native Winnipeg.

The Weakerthans - Virtute the Cat Explains Her Departure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuhBQoE1Hr0

Bez_Lightyear, to Eurovision
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Awaiting Graham's annual comment about the location of the French vote announcer.

Bez_Lightyear, to Eurovision
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WINDOWS VISTA MAN, AMIRITE????!!!?!!111!!!??!1111ELEVEN!!!!!!!!

Bez_Lightyear,
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@DJDarren "It looks like you're planning to do a wacky Eurovision entry? Would you like help?"

Bez_Lightyear, to Eurovision
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Spain's Geriatric Eurythmics are winning this so far for me, Ron

Bez_Lightyear, to Eurovision
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good to see Andrew Tate branching out.

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