Breefolk

@Breefolk@mastodon.social

Chaotic trans lesbian. Probably infested terran.

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mekkaokereke, (edited ) to aliens
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If the US government really had alien bodies, then the US president would know about it.

If the US president knew about it, then Trump would know about it.

If Trump knew about it, he would have told everyone, bragged about it, kept boxes of documents about it at Mar-A-Lago, etc. There would be a ketchup stained original photograph of an alien autopsy on the floor of his bathroom.

Since we haven't heard him brag about having seen a photo of an alien, we know that he hasn't seen one.

Breefolk,

@mekkaokereke I've been saying for years that Trump pretty much managed to disprove every single major conspiracy theory because he seriously cannot keep his mouth shut. If there were a group that was secretly running things, regardless of their specific politics, they would have had him assassinated ASAP.

Breefolk,

@bstix @Provider Same. I hate video tutorials. I play a lot of video games and sometimes I need to look something up, which sometimes means I get lucky and someone has written a decent walkthrough down, but often times means I have to start and stop a damn video over and over and over to get the information at the pace I need.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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A true genius.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Breefolk,

@lowqualityfacts This may be the most true thing you've ever said.

aeva, to random
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I've got this theory recently that the settings of most games can be categorized as either "good place were bad things sometimes happen" or "bad place where bad things happen".

Breefolk,

@aeva I mean, couldn’t this apply to pretty much all fiction?

Breefolk,

@aeva Well, with the possible exception of utopian fiction, which may or may not fit into the “bad stuff sometimes happens” group depending on who you ask.

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