A friend of mine told me a story once about an intern that was tasked with writing a text. She delivered one page of text and was told to write more. She asked how. She didn’t know that you could write more than one page in Word.
Which is a terrible app. I made the mistake of buying a HP printer and that app crashes more than it works (and the printer doesn’t work without it, of course).
Conservative policies have literally never been effective either socially or economically. They only funnel money from the poor to the rich. That’s it.
Flattering angle, professional photographer trying to make him look good, beard hiding signs of aging vs. unflattering angle, paparazzi scum trying to make him look bad, no beard to hide aging.
Die Linken-Politikerin Daphne Weber, Mitglied des Geschäftsführenden Parteivorstandes, hat bei der Staatsanwaltschaft Arnsberg Strafanzeige wegen Volksverhetzung gegen den CDU-Parteichef Friedrich Merz erstattet.
Es ist echt unfassbar, dass wir anhand einer Klimakatastrophe, kollabierender Infrastruktur, massiven Fachkräftemangel, kaum vorhandener Digitalisierung, fast nicht mehr bezahlbaren Wohnraum, Dauerkrise in Pflege wie Erziehung und nicht zu vergessen einem fucking Krieg in Europa jetzt echt wieder über Migranten diskutieren. Geht’s noch?
Was kommt als nächstes aus der verstaubten 90er-Schublade? “Dauerarbeitslose sind nur faul?”
They could have fitted the whole ring / tape / mouse assembly into a small paper bag Aragorn could have kept it in his jacket and fed it little bits of lembas on the way how lovely x
I mean that’s the reason Hobbits in general can withstand the Ring longer than any other race of Middle Earth. They just want a quiet life without any fuss and that’s pretty much the opposite of what the Ring can promise them.
Ring: I can make you rich!
Hobbit: Eh, than my cousins will pester me all day.
Remember that these were estimates from more than three years ago and before Microsoft completed its acquisition of ZeniMax in March 2021, so there’s always the chance that some of these plans have changed dramatically or been scrapped entirely. But they may provide an early look at some of the games we can look forward to...
Since the Oblivion and Fallout 3 remasters will be on the Creation Engine, they will probably just be the old games with HD textures more or less. So basically what is already possible with mods.
EDIT: Also, I wonder if the Skyblivion project will finally be finished just to get a cease and desist letter by MS because they do their own remaster of the game.
Back on Christmas Eve of last year there were some reports that Elon Musk was in the process of shutting down Twitter’s Sacramento data center. In that article, a number of ex-Twitter employees wer…
To someone from Europe like me, the US very much feels like a dystopian hellhole whenever I read stories like these. How can a government hate its people so much?
(Besides the movie being hilariously bad.) Halle Berry’s face is massively deaged through the entire movie for no apparent reason. What’s up with that?
First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches.
Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice.
Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it.
Then you cut the fleeb. There’s several hizzards in the way.
The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away.
Währenddessen kostet die Dienstwagensubvention den Bund zwischen 3 bis 5 Mrd. im Jahr Ich würde mal vermuten, diese abzuschaffen würde weniger steuerzahlende Bürger betreffen als das Deutschlandticket. Aber da geht es natürlich auch um fette Benzinschleudern für überwiegend reiche Fahrer.
As a man, I would say sort of. The movie does not shy away from a very obvious feminist message combined with an unsubtle (hilarious) spoof of toxic masculinity. On the other hand, it’s still a matter of personal taste. I really liked the movie, but I could see how someone would find it a bit too simplistic and formulaic in its story, completely independent from its themes. Not liking female directors in general just because they’re female is complete bullshit though.
Reunion (lemmy.world)
This is a major Life Pro Tip (lemmy.world)
As long as they come with a free Frogurt, I don’t mind. (lemmy.world)
"Deck the Malls" by LoadingArtist (lemmy.world)
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Microsoft is reportedly auto-installing the HP Smart app on Windows 10 and 11 PCs (www.ghacks.net)
Scrooge mcduck discovers bankruptcy (i.imgur.com)
The quality of life (startrek.website)
Really makes you stop and think (i.imgur.com)
A King regardless (sh.itjust.works)
Let’s not body shame
Zahnarzt-Aussage: Strafanzeige gegen Merz wegen Volksverhetzung (www.zdf.de) German
Die Linken-Politikerin Daphne Weber, Mitglied des Geschäftsführenden Parteivorstandes, hat bei der Staatsanwaltschaft Arnsberg Strafanzeige wegen Volksverhetzung gegen den CDU-Parteichef Friedrich Merz erstattet.
this will affect 7 million children btw (lemmy.world)
But first they would need to invent some tape (i.imgur.com)
They could have fitted the whole ring / tape / mouse assembly into a small paper bag Aragorn could have kept it in his jacket and fed it little bits of lembas on the way how lovely x
Microsoft documents leak new Bethesda games, including an Oblivion remaster (www.theverge.com)
Remember that these were estimates from more than three years ago and before Microsoft completed its acquisition of ZeniMax in March 2021, so there’s always the chance that some of these plans have changed dramatically or been scrapped entirely. But they may provide an early look at some of the games we can look forward to...
The Batshit Crazy Story Of The Day Elon Musk Decided To Personally Rip Servers Out Of A Sacramento Data Center (www.techdirt.com)
Back on Christmas Eve of last year there were some reports that Elon Musk was in the process of shutting down Twitter’s Sacramento data center. In that article, a number of ex-Twitter employees wer…
Many Senior Citizens Expect To Die With College Loan Debts. (portside.org)
If you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beach (lemmy.world)
Something weird I noticed while watching "Moonfall" (lemmy.world)
(Besides the movie being hilariously bad.) Halle Berry’s face is massively deaged through the entire movie for no apparent reason. What’s up with that?
The what now? (lemmy.ml)
Finanzierungslücke droht – Länder sehen das Deutschlandticket in Gefahr (www.t-online.de) German
So close... (lemmy.world)
Hell and Sanitation! (lemmy.world)
BMW (lemmy.world)
Women in China are telling each other to bring their boyfriends to see 'Barbie' — and to use it as a litmus test for their thoughts on feminism and patriarchy (www.insider.com)
For some women in China, “Barbie” is more than just a movie — it’s also a litmus test for their partner’s views on feminism and patriarchy....
You probably don’t need a masters degree to debunk this one. (lemmy.world)
GOP chair caught on camera saying "we need to extinguish the left" (www.newsweek.com)