Crackhappy

Crackhappy, 15 days ago (edited 15 days ago)

Newt Gingrich has been banned from stepping foot on the first 3/5 of my lawn since 1996.

Crackhappy, 15 days ago

Fuck it, I’m in.

Crackhappy, 15 days ago

!nottheonion

Crackhappy, 18 days ago (edited 18 days ago)

Years ago, in the distant past, a youth with no learning, I set out to figure out a way to scare off the crows on my father’s land.

I put up some sticks, but that didn’t work.

Eventually I figured out that fleshing out that skeletal figure worked better. I gave that figure some more depth and dimensionality.

I propped up that skeletal figure, put some clothes on him and stuffed him full of straw. He did good. He scared off the crows.

He was my straw man. He was good at his job. How good is your straw man?

Crackhappy, 15 days ago

Finally. They listened! I’m so glad they finally are tackling this important problem. It is far more important than starving millions of people in a foreign country to support genocidal fascists.

Crackhappy, 16 days ago

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc1P-AEaEp8&t=3s

Crackhappy, 16 days ago

Holy shit, I remember seeing this in like 1989 on VHS at a friend’s house. Forgotten memory, but seeing this image immediately brought it back wow!

Crackhappy, 15 days ago

If we had only invaded Afghanistan, I could understand it. But Iraq, as I said at the time, had absolutely nothing to do with it, and it was bullshit.

Crackhappy, 18 days ago

Thank you for bringing this to light.

Crackhappy, 18 days ago

I go outside and roll around in the grass with my dogs. There’s no enshittification outside.

Crackhappy, 18 days ago

Mmmm a nice warm pile.

Crackhappy, 16 days ago

I absolutely hate monkeys, they’re little shits. But this is awful and I hope a solution is found.

Crackhappy, 16 days ago

I hate this clickbait bullshit, whether or not it’s something I think is a good thing.

Crackhappy, 16 days ago

Oh yeah, this is a show I watch all the time. Great content and they’re not afraid to vehemently disagree with each other too.

Crackhappy, 17 days ago

Dude, that was so fucking unexpected and caught me with my pants down. Made me cry a little bit. Reminded me of the beginning of Up, but more real.

Crackhappy, 15 days ago

Great story, way way too short though. More research and better writing would have benefitted it a ton.

Crackhappy, 15 days ago

Using macros is undemocratic.

Crackhappy, 18 days ago (edited 18 days ago)

Oh dear lord, I don’t think it warrants a ping for him. I am perfectly willing to just buy it again, but it’s a bit of a curiousity as to why I can’t sync it. I’m a software developer, and given all that I know, just transferring my creds over to a new phone shouldn’t break any links. The exact same credentials on different hardware shouldn’t matter.

I have multiple accounts on varying services, so it’s possible I’m missing something amongst the chaos.

Crackhappy, 18 days ago

Ad free. Was that a one time per device thing? I bought it the day it was released for the Lemmy version.

Crackhappy, 15 days ago

I’ll answer this question honestly, but I’ll first misinterpret the question.

I’ll change it to the person I most appreciated in life.

That person was my 6th grade teacher. She was a former catholic nun turned atheist. She was 70 years old when I had her as my teacher. She was quick with a ruler and quick with a lesson. She never actually hit any kid, but my lord, when she thwacked that long ass ruler on a table, we all paid attention. Critical thinking was her passion, emphasis on science and facts over rhetoric were her bywords.

I didn’t look up to her, I didn’t want to be her. But her lessons were paramount in shaping my life from thence to this.

Ms. Wrech, I still remember you.

Crackhappy, 18 days ago

Nope. Rodeo clown.

Crackhappy, 18 days ago

95% of the time, nothing at all. Now you have to guess what I do for money. :)

Crackhappy, 15 days ago

If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago.

Crackhappy, 15 days ago

I’ve been listening to The Moon using the link I posted. I’m realizing that this link has ads. The broadcast locally here does not have ads. I’ll assume it’s part of being in that internet broadcast system that they’re forced to have ads.