In other news: woman arrested for smuggling children across state lines in a cooler. Charges include, child endangerment and lewd conduct as the cooler was not in an approved rear facing car seat nor were the test tubes properly clothed.
Starter dead. Battery insufficient to get it moving but will happily make horrible noises. Every warning signal alerted but no precise enough to actually identify the problem.
If you call yourself an older millennial, then you definitely grew up with Fruit Stripe gum, its wildly erratic zebra mascot, and the brightly colored sticks of gum with bold fruit flavors that lasted almost as long as it took you to read this sentence. Almost....
Ah yes. The memories of a few minutes of flavor and a few more of sadness as you chew hoping it would return.
I’ll never forget that time at 6yrs old when I just kept chewing. It eventually just disintegrated and I was left with the consistency of old wet kleenex. I had to literally scrape my tongue to get rid of it all.
But don’t you want to have what I’ve come to enjoy: Printer roulette?
Win, “printer”, enter…come on Printer and Scanner control panel, baby wants a new printer queue to kill that stuck job…dammit edge, no I don’t want to search bing for an inkjet.
Win, “printer”…, enter…come on Control Panel, you can do it…HP Smart Panel, you piece of crap
The future of cars (lemmy.world)
Via New Scientist
So excited for the Cybertruck (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
I lost mine
You know what they say about assumptions... (startrek.website)
Woman suing Texas over its abortion ban plans to move her embryos out of state (www.nbcnews.com)
Amanda Zurawski told NBC News exclusively that she finds the prospect of Texas restricting in vitro fertilization “absolutely terrifying.”...
2meirl4meirl (files.catbox.moe)
Continuing the cycle (startrek.website)
A fine upgrade (lemmy.world)
Captain Jellicle is suspicious that Rum Tum Tugger has been spying for the Cardassians (lemmy.world)
I'll deal with them eventually (startrek.website)
Fruit Stripe Gum Is Gone Forever (www.foodandwine.com)
If you call yourself an older millennial, then you definitely grew up with Fruit Stripe gum, its wildly erratic zebra mascot, and the brightly colored sticks of gum with bold fruit flavors that lasted almost as long as it took you to read this sentence. Almost....
The littlest chimera (lemmy.world)
T(rule)y ahead of his time (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
Frequently (lemmy.world)
A Christmas Carol (startrek.website)
cabbage (feddit.de)
What movie(s) did you see in the theater where the crowd applauded at the end?
It makes you wonder... (lemmy.world)
Figure out what to call it yourself (www.imagenetz.de)
Can't believe he'd say that! (sopuli.xyz)
We're in danger (startrek.website)
Perfect gift (lemmy.world)
dark tower deck supremacy (lemmy.ml)
Windows: we noticed that you kept the useless search bar disabled since 2015, so we sent an update that re-enabled it without your permission (feddit.it)
For my “convenience” and because in this way they can show ads and clickbait...
Remember the wisened words of the Klingon therapist (startrek.website)