Dantpool

Dantpool, 3 months ago

His base won’t read enough…

Dantpool, 3 months ago

That’s not a citation. That’s a quote of hearsay.

Dantpool, 3 months ago

The best laid planes of mice.

Dantpool, 5 months ago

If we make plans, and post them on the internet, people start throwing around words like “premeditated” and it just makes things harder.

Dantpool, 5 months ago

The trial concerns remaining claims of conspiracy, insurance fraud and falsifying business records.

Dantpool, 5 months ago

The trial concerns remaining claims of conspiracy, insurance fraud and falsifying business records.

Dantpool, 5 months ago

If he loses the trial, he’ll blame the lawyer that didn’t want him to testify, and claim they were part of the deep state.

It’s also extremely disheartening that I had to say, “If he loses” and that I have no faith in our justice system anymore.

Dantpool, 5 months ago

Rules for thee, not for me. It’s their SOP; If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear, but respect my privacy.

Dantpool, 5 months ago

So, it starts playing video games

Dantpool, 6 months ago

Capitalism

Dantpool, 7 months ago

IIRC, in The Sims 4, there is a Sims computer game your Sim can play.

Dantpool, 8 months ago

Street/Parking Lot Cleaners.

Every night, I clean up:

• Styrofoam cups/cans/plastic cups & bottles
• tossed out left over fast food
• dirty diapers that someone couldn’t walk 7 feet through the Walmart parking lot to throw in an actual trash can
• empty boxes for: flat-screen TVs, Car seats, memory foam mattresses, or Amazon purchases
• disposable vapes
• trash bags that someone decided needed to be left in a parking lot instead of in a dumpster
• So. Many. Plastic. Hangers.
• receipts
• grocery bags
• candy wrappers
• Edit shattered glass, but it makes that gravel in a vacuum sound when the truck sucks it up, so that’s nice.

And the only time I get thanked is when my employer asks me to do extra work because there was a storm, another driver was out sick, another driver needed help on a site, or there was a big event that needed to be cleaned for/after.

Dantpool, 9 months ago

It’s fine, I didn’t need my heart or anything.

Dantpool, 9 months ago

My roommate’s a woman, and has confirmed that this happens

Dantpool, 9 months ago

You don’t mess with the Zohan.

Dantpool, 9 months ago

+34/no downvotes shown

Dantpool, 9 months ago

I’m sure France has some guillotines we could borrow.

Dantpool, 9 months ago

Except that the user they were responding to is on lemmy.ml and the reddit community is on lemmy.world. Correct me if I’m wrong, but this post wouldn’t show up on for them unless they’d joined the community directly.

Dantpool, 10 months ago

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Dantpool, 10 months ago

It doesn’t matter how good they look; someone, somewhere, is tired of putting up with their shit.

Dantpool, 10 months ago

When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who’s going to die! You don’t know whose children are going to scream and burn! How many hearts will be broken! How many lives shattered! How much blood will spill until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: Sit — down — and — talk!

Peter Capaldi as the 12th Doctor

Dantpool, 10 months ago

Sure as fuck not the fuck-ton of them that have gone on in the last 8 years.

Dantpool, 10 months ago

The tweet has been deleted.

Dantpool, 10 months ago

Also keep in mind, the originally linked tweet was deleted within moments of the post, so downvotes might have been because of that. OP has since linked a similar tweet.

Dantpool, 10 months ago

I'm rooting for a private jet piloted by Jeff Bezos, with Bobby Kotick, and Charles Koch as passengers, crashes directly into the venue, killing only the planes occupants and these two worthless chucklefucks