Delphia

@Delphia@lemmy.world

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Delphia,

Dude did a reverse image search, checked out facebook and insta messaged her “Hey my buddy Anon wont shut the fuck up about how amazing you are but doesnt want to ruin the work relationship by asking you out. So please…”

Delphia,

She loaded it, but poorly. Which is a vast improvement on my wifes not loading it at all.

Delphia,

Anons self confidence is so low he doesnt think he stands a chance so he treats attractive women like people instead of trying to weasel into their pants.

This is like Incel full circle.

If you had a one-way ticket to Jan 1, 1999 that departs on Jan 1, 2024, and you are allowed to bring whatever fits into a backpack with you, what would you bring to use to take over the world, and how would you use it?

Assume that the future can change based on your actions, so any historical information that you bring along with you from the intervening 25 years may quickly drift out of the new realities history....

Delphia,

Simple. Im ripping up the ticket.

Since my actions have knock on effects and the ticket is 1 way that means Id have to abandon my wife and child and given how much my actions would change things, effectively unmake my daughter.

The worlds fucked, I might be able to unfuck it but theres a better chance Id just create a different flavor of shit sandwich. But to know Id never hear “Dayyydeee come pway wif meeeeee” again.

Fuck it. Let it burn.

Delphia,

Haters are gonna hate hate hate hate hate.

Delphia,

“Not quite as pretty as you, thats how I could tell you apart.”

Delphia,

“Why were you watching!?!”

“Because a screaming naked weird cunt with a sword at 5am is unusual you fucking autist”

Delphia,

“I’m sorry you feel that way” is up there.

Delphia,

Some people are in a Union for the benefits. Some people are in a union because they believe in what unions stand for.

Sounds like she had the latter.

Delphia,

Because that 2 lifetimes table doesnt cost $800 thats what grandma paid for it in the 50s when buying a 4 bedroom house for $30,000 and working at the mill for 50 years was normal.

It also weighs 3 tons and given that you live in a shitty 1 bedroom apartment and have to move every 6 months to an even smaller shoebox that costs an increasing % of your income every damn time, Its probably for the best that your shit is disposable.

Knock Knock. (Short story)

The managers offices have windows that look out onto the main floor, I’m a training officer and sometime supervisor so although I look in the windows before I go in I’m generally “read in” on anything going on so If the doors closed I dont pay it much mind unless the boss is having a closed door with a staff member....

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