Don’t forget the impending population disaster (because they never feel the touch of another person these days, their government literally has to try and encourage them to drink just so they’ll fuck already- and can’t stand immigration) and all those depressed young people using seemingly everything from the slopes of Mount Fuji to their own apartments as log-off locations, and then nobody noticing their bodies for months.
And it seems to be part of this strange anti-pleasure right wing campaign to use youtube to brainwash gen alpha into being obsessively homophobic in the most petty and pathetic way possible to the point that people start thinking YOU’RE gay, and have fragile masculinity by dividing 50% of the human population into greek letter categories unironically, setting things up so they’re guaranteed to become incels due to the romanticization of sexual ignorance and really long abstinence periods, so they can then get rich blaming their inability to get laid on something something gays something something feminazis™ to get them riled up and more importantly get their paranoid karen moms to donate to their incel cults.
I bought into the propaganda and tried it hoping that it would cure my pr0n addiction- but on day 6 I got extremely horny and am currently relapsing so hard that I’m now wasting entire afternoons from 1 to 11 committing war crimes against enough sperm to fill a water bottle, depriving my body of precious water and protein and making it interfere even more with my sleep, social and homework schedules than it already did. I completely gave up on it when I saw the edgelords making fun of people who failed and thinking “ooh it’s gonna give us levitation powers or something!!1”
Yeah, in those countries if you come out as lgbtq you’re done- and I mean done done.
One of those countries is even being routinely pinkwashed and praised by far-left American queer activists because they think it’s fighting western imperialist capitalist racist sexist homophobic transphobic xenophobic Amerikkka™ police Trump GOP fascists. People from that country have even been interviewed, they don’t want support from such people.
I await the day that catholic priests ACTUALLY grooming (and raping) little boys generates even a small fraction of the outrage from them and Gen Alpha as drag shows or putting pronouns in parentheses. First LGBTQ people all disrespect the US/veterans/etc. (when in reality they wear US flag merch on shorts and tank-tops), now we “run” it so now some of them want to show their patriotism by moving to Russia (which would be awesome, I’d pay for their travel there and maybe we could even swap them for all the gay rights activists Zey have unjustly imprisoned)
This occurred to me while listening to the news. When they exchange people it’s always hostages for people held in Palestine and prisoners for people held in Israel. Why is that? Is it just perception or is there a practical difference?...
This is clearly a rhetorical question, OP just wants people to repeat back to them things they already agree with instead of real answers. I may despise Israel’s cruel treatment of West Bank Palestinians as much as the next guy, but at least the prisoners have (albeit only very slightly) better conditions than hostages whose lives could be immediately ended on a whim without due process if it pleases their captors. And many of the hostages aren’t even Israeli. And the prisoners were processed and convicted of a (if trumped-up) crime.
The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood and telepathically tell them that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your body that is present in humanity because a woman made of a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical apple tree. And this Jew’s father (who magically impregnated a virgin so she stayed a virgin all without her consent) planned all of this while living in nothingness for eternity and one day got bored of living in nothingness and decided to set this into motion- and hates transgenders.
And if you do not believe all of this without question, he has a special place full of fire, smoke and torture where he will send you to be gangraped through the ass with red-hot spikes by horned red creatures for eternity until the universe’s heat death. But he still loves you, and wants to save you from what he will do to you if you don’t believe in him despite, for a good 2000 years, appearing only in clouds and on toast and allowing his “chosen people” to almost get wiped out by a country-sized murder cult (not to mention everything they went through before that).
You forgot the secret US-funded gay bar with cameras livestreaming abs and sad-eyed twinks to Onlyfans and then broadcasting it to the minds of every young Russian boy to turn them all gay- claimed to be full of femboys as motivation for orc troops to take the facility.
And Zelensky’s golem-guarded private room for Zoom-calling the crew of the Jewish Space Laser (can only be accessed by lancing his finger and smearing a drop of blood on a DNA sampler to prove he’s one of DA JOOOOOOZ) to order strikes on the Siberian forests to cause the wildfires up there
A bunch of teenagers tricking diplomats into insulting the minority-species president of the galaxy’s most powerful empire… they’re lucky we have a sense of humor and wasted too many perk slots to return planets to monke (this Kryydur himself was basically an emu before the humans uplifted his tomb world for universal colony-builders and an instant forge world)
Why does looking directly at the sun damage your eyes?
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In the Hamas/Israel war, why does Palestine have "hostages" but Israel has "prisoners"?
This occurred to me while listening to the news. When they exchange people it’s always hostages for people held in Palestine and prisoners for people held in Israel. Why is that? Is it just perception or is there a practical difference?...
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Will they finally accept that the Earth is round, or will they say that it’s fake and the windows on the space stations are monitors?
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