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Before we get into discussing major societal shifts like getting Americans to stop eating animals and animal products (I’m sorry, it’s not going to happen any time soon), all that has to be done here is to regulate that dairy farmers wear gloves. Seriously. That’s it. They’re not being provided with or made to wear gloves.

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Whatever lawyer or lawyers thought “blame the victimized child” was a good defense strategy need to be disbarred.

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The way America thinks people should live in deserts is just mind-bogglingly stupid.

I was telling my daughter about Palm Springs. They founded a town over a small spring in the middle of the desert, built over 100 golf courses, and now have to pump in water so they can keep them all green. Fucking moronic.

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America the Beautiful doesn’t have a line about orange rivers, but it already has purple mountains and amber grain, so I say we add it.

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Joe Piscopo showed up to simp at Trump’s Trial. Joe Piscopo! What? “Who’s Joe Piscopo?” What are you, part of the half the population that’s under 40?

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Jesus isn’t supposed to judge you unless you judge him, so you’d need to tell him where the midget porn is when he asks.

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Hmm… between those two choices, maybe I should look into worshiping Satan.

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Are you sure? Maybe they just didn’t tell you stuff.

Trump allies face skepticism as they try appealing to disaffected Arab Americans in Michigan (apnews.com)

Facing a room of Arab American activists from across the country angry at President Joe Biden’s response to the Israel-Hamas war, a well-known adviser to Donald Trump was asked this week what the former president would have done differently had he been in office....

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I’d like to hear how they explain Trump moving the U.S. embassy to Jerusalem.

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Is that due to how entrenched devout Christianity is in communities of color?

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I’d say it also depends on, possibly more than the building, how desperate the landlord is getting.

I’m reminded of when I was told in the 90s that the oil sands in Canada would require too much expense to extract oil from. Look where we are now.

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Every so often, I am willing to pay to advertise.

I just bought a shirt with a vintage PBS logo from the 1980s, which I did not buy from PBS since they aren’t selling it, but I would have paid to advertise PBS from a PBS store if they sold it with the 1980s logo.

So yeah, I pay to advertise public television- and public radio, since I really need an NPR shirt as well. We also give them money every year. And we get back really excellent journalism, so it’s worth it.

Now Nike? Fuck Nike. I’d never wear their fucking swoosh.

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I think it’s different when you’re talking about a small business or a nonprofit or a museum. Paying $20 to advertise things that actually make the world a better place that people wouldn’t otherwise know about is, in my opinion, a net good.

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I have two dogs and one is very cuddly. Those are my black shirts within 30 seconds of putting them on. And most of my shirts are black.

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With very few exceptions, I will wear a shirt until it’s just not wearable anymore. If the image is really faded, I don’t care much.

The only exceptions right now are two shirts I still have from my previous job that I hated. I’m mostly keeping them around in case my wife wants them for some sort of craft project.

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So what you’re saying is, I should tell my daughter, “if you don’t put the dishes away, I will be forced to take them all outside and bring them in one by one and wash them.” Because that’s a sane thing to tell a child, rather than explain to them the concept of keeping things clean to keep the roaches away.

Got it.

Is that what you tell your kids?

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Most children, I would wager, are not so stupid that when you say something like I said, they will think, “well he must mean that there is literally no other possible option and therefore he is being 100% honest with me.” I know my daughter isn’t. She understands nuance and she understands that means that in our house, we clean dishes with the dishwasher.

Again, what do you tell your kids? I’m starting to suspect you don’t have any, which is what prompted this conversation.

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Yes, again, my child is smart enough to understand nuance. She doesn’t have to have everything put to her 100% literally. I’m not sure why your children do.

Also, I hope you’re not the one who is responsible for telling your children the difference between things like “honest” and “100% literally true” or they are fucked.

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You said I wasn’t being honest with her by not telling her the 100% literal truth. So yeah, you’re saying she doesn’t understand nuance.

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Got it, so if you ask me to do something important for you and I tell you I’m too busy, but when in actual fact, I could quit my job, sell my belongings, move to your city and do it, it’s a lie. Right?

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I wouldn’t be too busy at the moment if I quit my job if my job was what made me busy. So it’s a lie, right?

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Wow. Everyone must be lying to you constantly. I can picture you at a restaurant after a waiter lists the specials. “Those are made of conventional ingredients I could buy at a grocery store and cook myself, so they aren’t really special now are they? You’re lying to me!”

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“They’re from outside the ordinary menu, but you could make them if you wanted to and I paid you enough. So they aren’t special, you liars! Also, you call this the soup of the day, but you offer three soups so they are all the soups of the day! I am taking my business to an honest establishment! Good day, sir!”

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Ticks have been really bad here this year. I have found one on either me or my small dog (never the large one) every day for the last week or so. The dogs are on Trifexis, which prevents ticks from biting amongst other things, but it doesn’t prevent them from hiding out in a dog’s fur until something better comes along.

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