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HeathAllyn

@HeathAllyn@mastodon.social

Actor/Musician/Voiceover/Wizard/Geek/Shenanigangster/Jedi/Love Warrior. Wearer of many hats. Metaphorically. I almost never wear a literal hat. Almost. Lefty, liberal leanings so if that makes you "HARUMPH" then best move along.

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Just curious: is Toot still the best iOS mastodon app? I bought it quite a while back when the official mastodon app just wasn’t cutting it.

HeathAllyn, to random
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Noble #adventurer, can you help a not-so-humble #bard? I'm nominated for some awards. More info at the link. musician #nomination #quest
https://heathallyn.com/austin-tribute-band-community-awards/

HeathAllyn, to random
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I hate when you’re in the depths of some really great first class sleep but then get up to pee and can’t recapture the magic afterwards.

HeathAllyn, to random
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Taco Bell is genius. They only have to stock like 10 ingredients and keep recombining them into new items. “This one is a burrito inside a taco covered in beans and wrapped in another tortilla!”

HeathAllyn, to random
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I was going to steal my friend Brian's genius idea and make an Only Fans that was literally only pictures of various kinds of fans, but in trying to find a good user name, I've found another page with that idea but it's a total waste because it has no posts and has not followed through with the idea, but it still kind of kills my desire to commit to this joke.

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@Mrfunkedude No one committed though past a profile pic and a background pic. I would have endlessly updated it for the rest of my life. Endless content! Hand fans, ceiling fans, oscillating fans, carpet fans, industrial fans, car engine fans, HVAC fans. It's an endlessly rich source! COMMIT TO YOUR JOKE.

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BOO! "" is cancelled after 2 seasons. At least the story was at a great ending spot anyway.

HeathAllyn,
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@Mrfunkedude My feelings too. That ending was so perfect I wasn't even sure they were going for another season.

HeathAllyn, to random
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People often ask “What are your [insert occasion here] traditions?” I have none. Is that weird? I have no particular traditions for any holidays

HeathAllyn, to random
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Interestingly, I cannot remember a year when everyone wasn't like "Yeah! Out with this craptastic year!" Weird. I've never seen anyone like "Aww, I loved this year. I'm sad to see it go."

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What do you think I’m probably doing right now?

HeathAllyn,
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@Mrfunkedude pondering the significance of short-person, behavior in a pedal-depressed panchromatic resonance with other highly ambient domains.

HeathAllyn, to random
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A whole lot of you people are just stupidly attractive. Dangerously beautiful. Make-people-do-dumb-things kind of gorgeous. A 👏 WHOLE 👏 LOT 👏 OF 👏 YOU. (Not inspired by anyone or anything in particular, just a thought I often have.)

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I'll say the same thing about Threads today as I said last year.

Allowing others who have never looked at Mastodon and the rest of the Fediverse a glance at how good we have it here, can't be anything other then a good thing.

I'm interested to see how many Thread users abandon ship for Mastodon? I think the first few months will be very interesting.

HeathAllyn,
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@Mrfunkedude honestly I’m loving threads. It’s the best twit-like experience I’ve had in a really long time.

HeathAllyn, to TableTop
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Every rare time I play with friends it reminds me that I need more tabletop games with friends in my life.

HeathAllyn, to random
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For the record, I don’t care what color your message bubbles are on my iPhone and I can’t believe there are people that do. Dr. Seuss really nailed humanity with that whole “Star-Bellied Sneetches” story.

HeathAllyn, to random
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How often do you change your sheets? This is a no judgment zone.

HeathAllyn, to random
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Anyone use and recommend any of the mobile multistream apps? In other words, stream live from your iPhone to Tik Tok, YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch all at once? I know there's several solutions (all paid) but just wondering about first-hand experiences. Also the option for desktop as well would be great.

HeathAllyn, to random
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Every now and then I try to move something with the force just to make sure I haven’t developed powers I didn’t know about. So far, still nothing.

HeathAllyn,
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@Mrfunkedude I mean, any sensible person.

HeathAllyn, to random
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About to go live on a video podcast at

https://www.youtube.com/live/EN_P3euZA3w?feature=share

HeathAllyn, to random
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This shows on my laptop whenever I turn on Function Key Lock. That’s not how my brain reads it though…

HeathAllyn, to Starwars
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There! I fixed it!

HeathAllyn, to keyboard
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This is life with my brain. Endless random silly song bits. #musician #Nord #Stage3 #keyboard

video/mp4

HeathAllyn,
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@Mrfunkedude I hear everyone talking about this “NPC” trend but somehow, despite being on TT a LOT I have managed to miss it and have no ideas what it is.

HeathAllyn, to random
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Life is too short to not make random weird noises. Do it. It’s wonderfully cathartic.

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