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Hey, buddy, some of us are smartarses, not idiots!

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Magic The Gathering is racist?

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“Mr Sunak, given that you’re so great and brilliant and everything why is Kier Starmer such a smelly pants?”

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You might feel like that but… what kind of lettuce? What breed of tomatoes? What cut of bacon: back, middle, or streaky? Smoked or unsmoked? Fried, grilled, or baked? What kind of bread? Any butter? Mayonnaise? Salad cream? Any salt and pepper? If pepper, black or white?

A great BLT is a thing of utter joy, easily and deservedly one of the best sarnies in the world. But the details matter.

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If it was a huge success then feel free to post the details to recipes.

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We can’t even afford a canopy. Thanks, Corbyn!

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I’m doing chicken wings on a Kamado Joe this weekend. If the weather holds. I’ll do some buffalo style, some BBQ style, some tandoori style, and some plain. The kids will eat something!

If you want some inspiration, please let me give a quick plug for Cooking with Fire.

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Mr Sunak said: “… there are forces trying to divide our society in this increasingly uncertain world."

Yes, Rishi, and you lead one of those forces, you oleaginous minifig.

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Prawn crisps? Christ, you’re just flailing about.

How to rewild your teenagers: a parents’ guide to reconnecting them with nature (www.theguardian.com)

From sniffing dandelions to prodding frogspawn and chasing butterflies, young children are often automatically and unashamedly drawn to nature. Then a chasm opens. During adolescence, many declare wildlife boring, “icky” or uncool, while the allure of social networks and fast fashion intensifies, alongside mounting pressures...

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If you’ve waited until they’re teenagers to get them to love being in nature, you’ve done it wrong.

Well, aren’t you just super and special? You may be right but that doesn’t help people who have ‘done it wrong’, does it?

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I mean you could argue we (Brits) did it first by shipping people off to Australia as a deterrent.

World's first head transplant with robotic surgeons? Startup claims 'revolutionary' procedure (www.hindustantimes.com)

BrainBridge, a neuroscience and biomedical engineering startup from the US, has claimed that they are developing the world’s first head transplant system. According to their website, it is “a groundbreaking device that will represent a landmark achievement in the fields of neuroscience, human engineering, and artificial...

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I had an arsehole transplant once. The arsehole rejected me.

Family stricken with rare brain worms after eating undercooked bear (arstechnica.com)

In the summer of 2022, a family gathered in South Dakota for a reunion that included a special meal—kabobs made with the meat of a black bear that one of the family members had “harvested” from northern Saskatchewan, Canada, that May. Lacking a meat thermometer, the family assessed the doneness of the dark-colored meat by...

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“… key clinical clues to the grizzly infections.”

The author is probably still patting themself on the back for that one.

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A liquid which on command becomes as solid and unyielding as diamond.

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Hash tag that was the joke dot jay peg please like and subscrtibe!

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Would you rather fight one chicken-sized chicken or one hundred chicken-sized chickens?

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You forgot to take your seizure medication again, huh?

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In related news, Suella Braverman will suffer no consequences for acting unlawfully.

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