Jafoo

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Israel's far-right minister Smotrich calls to occupy Gaza, take over south Lebanon (www.haaretz.com)

Israel’s Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich said on Sunday that the Israeli army should create a security zone in southern Lebanon should Hezbollah not heed an Israeli ultimatum to withdraw from the border area. He also called on the security cabinet to order a permanent military presence “in all of the Gaza Strip.”...

Jafoo,

Give the man credit for finally saying what he actually means

Jafoo,

Was anyone else aware that nudity isn’t simply a case of undress, but a virus, which can be spread like chickenpox? I sure as hell wasn’t, prior to reading this story?

Jafoo,

Emily Ratajkowski has BEEN so afflicted for over a decade now. Hasn’t prevented anyone from eyeing her up and down

Jafoo,

“Soon, millions across the land will be showering, sleeping, and fucking, all without any clothes on. It’ll be the worst human catastrophe since The Black Plague swept across the medieval world!!!”

Jafoo,

Funny and enlightening. I had no idea Iran and Pistachios had any connection

Could I get an autopsy done on myself while I'm alive?

Completely random stoned hypothetical. Lets day im old as fuck and I decide I’m ready and done. Could I have the same postmortem autopsy done on me while I’m still alive? Like give me a ton of drugs and let me watch myself get dissected as my final moments. I understand there is a legal and possibly moral concern, but is it...

Jafoo,

“Could I have the same postmortem autopsy done on me while I’m still alive?”

That would be exploratory surgery, not an autopsy

Jafoo, (edited )

We needn’t even go that far. Our perceptions of the external world at this very moment are colored by thoughts , beliefs, and schemas we’re mostly unconscious of. The veracity of our memories is a far more complicated subject entirely

Jafoo,

“What happened to physical releases?”

Don’t be surprised to witness something of a resurrection youtu.be/RwhdXeriYzY?si=kKrrAPd5Rk_0dpMZ Especially as twisting a steady profit out of streaming continues to be more elusive than clothes on Sydney Sweeney

[request] Help finding a space movie

An astronaut crash lands on an elongated asteroid with extremely strong gravity. He manages to crawl away from his ship and finds that the gravity in the middle is normal and the gravity at the far end is reversed. Time is also affected by gravity and goes backward at the far end of the asteroid. His dog was injured and he...

Jafoo,

Still more entertaining than “John Carter” was

Jafoo,

Who on YouTube isn’t bullshitting to some degree or another?

What no one mentions about the bear hypothesis

This actually provides we here in the Post-Industrial US immense cause for celebration. All of our lives(Regardless of gender)are so cushy, we have the luxury of devoting days and weeks to mulling over an extremely far fetched hypothetical, the likes of which no one who isn’t living in rural Alaska will likely encounter

Jafoo,

I’m reminding everyone of both genders that emotions aren’t facts, evidence, reality, or truths. They’re byproducts of our thoughts, beliefs, and schemas

Jafoo,

Let’s hope everyone stops responding to the bear hypothesis, and refocuses on Florence Pugh’s nude scenes in Oppenheimer, fairly soon

Jafoo,

I feel sorry for the women who mistake you for an ally, when you harbor such a low view of their resilience

Jafoo,

The cunnilingus I deal out is infinitely less gruesome than the results of a grizzly bear going down on a chick

Next steps after the bear

As has been discussed already here in this community, the key takeaway from the bear hypothetical is that it is an opportunity to truly listen to the lived experiences of women under patriarchal systems. I encourage “first response” to the bear discussion to head back to this post, as I am looking for discussion kind of...

Jafoo,

We all look forward to the day where the euphemism “neuro atypical” gets left in the late 2010s, where it fucking belongs

Secret Hamas Files Show How It Spied on Everyday Palestinians (www.nytimes.com)

The Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar has for years overseen a secret police force in Gaza that conducted surveillance on everyday Palestinians and built files on young people, journalists and those who questioned the government, according to intelligence officials and a trove of internal documents reviewed by The New York Times....

Jafoo,

Governments spy on their own citizens? This is more shocking than learning Ivy League unis give preference to legacy students

Jafoo,

I’m surprised they’re not considered Bay City Roll-Gulls

Jafoo,

The subject matter in COM is, in many respects, bleak. Can’t really describe the settings as such

Jafoo,

And from two years earlier: The Crow

Jafoo,

None of which is relevant to anything we’ve been discussing on this thread

Jafoo,

“Do it here at the bank… Resist those urges to crash a slumber party full of 12 year old girls, in search of your own Polly Klass”

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