Jikal

@Jikal@lemmy.world

Former top 1%'er of Reddit (as if that means anything). Finally free. Let’s go bois.

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Jikal,

“No, no. We ‘bought’ your debt. You work for Arby’s now.”

Jikal,

“Would you like to sign up for our awful credit card?” Nah. “Would you like to sign up for a free trial of our plus service that you’ll never use?” No thanks. “Do you want the X month protection plan for your USB drive that’s 10x the cost of what you’re paying today?” What? No. “Would you like to donate to this charity the company totally could but won’t but say we raised all this money for?” Nope.

Jikal,

5 Watt laser pointer and etch dicks onto every wooden surface I see

Jikal,

No-bake cookies with Splenda instead of sugar. My wife made some and they turned out looking amazing, but had the taste of Bitrex. Absolutely foul.

Jikal,

If his head falls into a bowl of milk with a color changing spoon I’d love it even more

Jikal,

Spacewar

Jikal,

Tuning to G4 and there’s a 90% chance it’s either COPS or Cheaters

Jikal,

I’d wait for it to finally sleep and figure out a way to break it loose from the arena just for the lulz

Jikal,

I’m in my 40s and married with a kid and I’ll be the first to admit that I’m winging it. We’re all just that same little kid we were but in an adult body trying to figure out the world. I did get called sir by a younger co-worker and I made them swear to never say it again. Just call me dude or something lol

Jikal,

Orc: “Y’all lil fellers in the wrong gotdam place I reckon. You boys jus’ git on up in them rocks and take them panties right off.”

Jikal,

They just need to add commercials for Premium that have horns or police sirens and they’ll be all set

Goodbye Youtube and thanks for all the fish (infosec.pub)

Youtube let the other shoe drop in their end-stage enshittification this week. Last month, they required you to turn on Youtube History to view the feed of youtube videos recommendations. That seems reasonable, so I did it. But I delete my history every 1 week instead of every 3 months. So they don’t get much from my choices....

Jikal,

I finally bit the bullet and switched from Chrome to Firefox last night after they flagged my adblock for YouTube as malware and forcefully disabled it. Fuck that noise.

Jikal,

I saw a pic that supposedly said “egg fried rice”. I wouldn’t even be mad

Jikal,

I got permabanned for repeating a meme from the Fark days, yet there are posts of the exact same thing from 12+ years ago that are still up with no issue. Even noting that when I appealed the ban I got the canned “we totally reviewed it, fuck you lol” response.

The only other time I had an issue was when I got a three day suspension for upvoting a Ghislaine Maxwell related post.

Jikal,

A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!

Jikal,

MSG and truffle oil with a splash of hazelnut spread

Jikal,

“pm’d you the fix” 😐

Jikal,

It’s hard for me to be straight up rude to people, but I will make things generally more difficult and take longer than necessary. I make it a game to see how long I can keep a person talking. It’s amazing how a few simple “Oh, really?” and “Dang, that’s crazy” will keep someone on the hook.

Jikal,

EverQuest. I damn near flunked high school from all the binge sessions. The last time I logged in it was well over a year /played. Waiting on random spawn timers was wild.

Jikal,

“Stay tuned. The day of reckoning will come.”

Nickelback, Chris Brown, and other stars scored $200 million in taxpayer funds meant to keep arts groups afloat during the pandemic. They won't say what they did with the money. (www.insider.com)

The SBA's SVOG grants were intended for struggling small artists. But big stars like Post Malone and Chris Brown got $200M in pandemic ​r​elief funds.

Jikal,

Well, it wasn’t to make good music

Jikal,

Good choice. I live in the rural midwest and the only thing that’ll reach (even though we’re in the flatlands) is a WISP we pay $170 a month for 12/6. No data caps, but it’s slow as shit. At least it’s not satellite so we can still play games online fairly reliably but damn.

Jikal,

Center because it’s strong enough to get the crust off, yet sensitive enough to not break through the skin.

Jikal,

Majestic.

Jikal,

Upvote when it’s helpful information or funny. Downvote if someone’s being an asshole, giving incorrect info, or complaining about getting downvotes.

If they have a differing opinion I don’t downvote it, but might toss an upvote if they obviously put a lot of thought into it.

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