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Jonnojohnson

@Jonnojohnson@mastodon.scot

Scottish ex-pat living in Austin, Tx. Tech, Footy and LFC

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Too many of our forwards off form right now. Poor choices every time we attack. Miss Jota terribly.

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Unreal this squad.

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This USA tour event has been a disaster so far.
Announced just days before a Cup final with tickets going on sale the day after the final.
No heads up for OLSC's to request blocks of tickets ahead of the pre-sale.
Prices astronomical. Over $300 in the LFC "end"

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@mlawton Total rip off. Shame on the clubs for using these promoters & ticketbastard

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Post-match narratives are always interesting. Chelsea were .5 xG better, with 5 big chances to 1. Did they bottle it? Were they wasteful? Or were Kelleher and the defense superb?

I've decided if you switch one hypothetical, the thought experiment shows some truth. Had Chelsea scored, as expected -- had Kelleher not gotten all of Palmer's shot, or Disasi not missed a gaping net, what would change? What wouldn't?

Here's what wouldn't: Chelsea's best struggled against LFC's empty cupboard.

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@mlawton Had any one of the 5 or so yellow cards Chelsea deserved in the 1st half been handed out we'd have seen a different game too.

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American Reds, do you think there’ll be more games announced? Two seems two too few to me.

Please boost for reach.

Jonnojohnson,
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@mlawton @30yrdscreamer @BillSaysThis We'll have a big group coming from Austin. I've done Boston, Chicago, San Francisco, & New Haven. The games don't matter but the craic is mighty

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@mlawton @30yrdscreamer @BillSaysThis I've found the games to be very meaningless in terms of the season to come. This summer should be about celebrating the victories of this season and making sure everyone in this side of the pond understands that we're the best fanbase in the world

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@mlawton @30yrdscreamer @BillSaysThis Boston was absolutely brilliant. We absolutely took over the neighborhood around Fenway. The TAW event at House of Blues was magnificent

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Same Jurgen, same.

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Jonnojohnson, to random
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Stolen from Tactical Times on the other site:

Conor Bradley vs. Norwich City
91% Pass accuracy
2/2 Accurate long passes
3 Big chances created
2 Assists
6/13 Duels won
5/6 Tackles won
4 Recoveries

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@georgetakei "The lady turns around and she goes, ‘Oh, so your daughter does know how to smile.'"
This says it all for me. Just a nasty person. I'd much rather have a sound machine than a crying kid.

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Poor from us but Coote is worse for us than Tierney.

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@mlawton he's been responsible for some of the most egregious decisions against us in the past

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@mlawton He was VAR when Pickford put Virgil out for the season, also when Kane should've been sent off for the tackle on Robbo, also for Odegaard hand ball the other week.

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💩 Trent hyperextended his knee against Arsenal.

From: @FabrizioRomano
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1744712817700221194

Jonnojohnson,
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@mlawton @FabrizioRomano We gotta just make it through January it feels like. I'm February we should have Trent, Robbo, Tsimi, Thiago, Salah, Endo and Bajcetic back

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I suspect you can learn much about someone just from the last 10 videos they’ve watched. If you’re game, post yours.

Here’s mine. The image shows that I only partially watched some but I have watched them in all full today.

Jonnojohnson,
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@kevinctofel Disappointed this wasn't one of them

mlawton, to random
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I love Roy Hodgson, but has he not met Jordan Ayew? The man is a world class master in the dark arts of shithousery. He didn't just happen to find himself there unable to move and innocently being targeted by the sinister Virgil Van Dijk.

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@mlawton @mike Hodgson is a nasty piece of work. Don't let the lovable old gentleman schtick fool you. He throws young players under the bus and doesn't take responsibility himself

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@mlawton @satpalram @mike I don't recall Roy or any of the pundits talking about how this should've been a yellow either. Doesn't matter that Salah scores, it's still a yellow and it would've been his 2nd.

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And I'm not sure what to think of Endo yet, except to say I believe he's still adapting to the pace of the EPL relative to the Bundesliga.

My eyes see his quality, his turns on receiving a pass into open and promising space. He occasionally links a quick vertical ball to a promising position before the defense can settle.

But he seems late to challenges and isn't winning his duels (yesterday 1/9 ground duels, 2/5 aerial). That tells me he's likely still adapting to the speed of the EPL.

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@30yrdscreamer @mlawton Not sure he'll ever be outstanding for us but I do think he'll adjust and improve and can be good enough to do a job for now

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So it's Paul Tierney for the Brentford match. 😬

PGMOL continues to do dirty, almost thumbing them in the eye at every opportunity.

Jonnojohnson,
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@mlawton What are the stats on us and him now?

Jonnojohnson,
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@mlawton I was thinking more about how many games he's refereed us vs any other ref. And how often the other big teams get him

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Is this karma? :)

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@jhonygutierrez @mlawton I hate that the games are gonna be compared tbh. One of our reds was ruled incorrect after the game and the other was BS when CJ's foot bounced off the ball. Then we played brilliantly and they only scored off an own goal.
Spurs on the other hand should've had the same players sent off earlier and fully deserved to be playing with 9. Then they played like idiots on the halfway line. Only Chelsea's absolute incompetence prevented them getting a goal till late.

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The red for Romero had to be given, if nothing else than karmic recompense for Curtis Jones. He was VAR'd into a red for far less.

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@mlawton Should've had a red before that. And the other lad.

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@georgetakei Desperately disappointed in him. He was one of my favorite players of the recent generation and he captained us to win everything. I'm sure he truly believes he still has the same values but it's inexcusable IMO to do what he's done if he really held those values.

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