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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username. I tend to edit everything I write like a million times within the span of a couple minutes after posting, so if you see one thing and suddenly it changes, that was just a first draft. 😅

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I like thin, crispy crust. I like garlic sauce over traditional tomato for pretty much any style other than Hawaiian (white sauce is too savory for the sweeter ingredients). I have no real favorite when it comes to toppings, only toppings I would never use (chicken, broccoli, BBQ sauce, and ground beef). Especially the chicken because it’s always cooked twice so it just turns to bland rubber. 🤢

I hella want that candied, caramelized jalapeno Hawaiian pizza I had when I went to the restaurant in a local brewery (Dustbowl Brewing Co.) again, right now. That thing was good.

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Between 4, 5 and 6, I don’t even know if I want another Civ game. I usually just play 4, despite having 1-6. 4 is like the peak of the series.

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Shadow Boxer maybe. It’s an arcade boxing game with the same kind of format as Punch-Out but not as easy.

If you want something a little more realistic, there’s Undisputed; a Fight Night clone currently in early access on Steam. But it’s not remotely like Punch-Out other than being a boxing game.

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I still find it hard to not automatically assume a bald guy dressed in typical punk attire isn’t a neo-nazi skinhead, since almost every dude I’ve met that looks like that has been one.

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Spraying my brain jizz all over the comment section.

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What some of you call “misinformation” I call “a joke.” Sometimes things are funny because they’re not true.

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I really miss having Liftoff work because it has been the only app I’ve used on android that actually had a functioning search feature that let you search individual posts, community names, instances, or users.

@zackitrocity: pls come back 🥺

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“Why is the keyboard covered in saliva?”

“I was practicing…”

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“Necessary? Is it necessary that I drink my own urine? No! I do it because it’s sterile and I enjoy the taste!”

Meaning: It doesn’t matter if it’s necessary, you should still do things because you enjoy doing it.

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I play “war face” with my chihuahua. I just make a claw with my hand and say “war face” and he gets all snarly and toothy. But he’s wagging his tail the whole time and if you stop he whines and demands more angry time.

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My favorite thing to come from this myth is this Bill Plympton short:

https://www.tfw2005.com/boards/attachments/bill-plympton-carrot-eye-stab-gif.27649359/

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Man, I don’t know how but somehow the box of microwave popcorn I bought recently is defective. I put it in for double the time it says to and it still doesn’t pop most of the kernels and the popcorn it does manage to pop is like… Stale? I don’t even know how to describe it. It’s cruncier and firmer than it should be and is almost totally lacking in butter flavor despite being the “extra theatre butter” style.

How the fuck does popcorn go bad before it’s ever even been popped? 🤨 Anyway, what I have is definitely “ugly popcorn.”

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Cooking oil.

I love me some fried food; I get nauseated smelling the oil itself while things are cooking though. It’s worse depending on the oil or fats used. Straight butter and eggs frying in a pan is the worst.

I do janitorial work at McDonald’s in the mornings and I always wait until after the switch to lunch to really clean the kitchen because the smell of the eggs being fried makes me wanna puke.

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“One Jump, One Whistle, and One Fart” sounds like it could be a parody of “One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer.”

Kolanaki,
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What about the mayo on the hotdog?

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Article claims they are human brain organoids, doesn’t say where the source of them is. Are these grown, like most other neural computing systems, or are they actually taking matter from a human brain?

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Wasn’t it basically a portable “My Documents” folder? It would sync up online, right? Or at least was easier to copy to a floppy, cd, or USB drive? I never actually used it but I always assumed that’s what it was for since it appeared in Windows once the Internet started being a major thing.

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I wanna combine the side burns, the mustache and the eyebrows. What would that convey?

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Just let them play Minecraft. It’s cheaper than Legos and they can’t choke on anything.

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willing to shell out for the 18 piece KFC bucket

Am I eating the chicken to spray liquid shit out of my ass or am I shitting on the chicken? 🤔

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I’ve read plenty of times about bullshit published papers that disprove it must be correct and reproducable to get published.

Edit: Where did I claim it was or wasn’t science? I’m pointing out the statement that “to be published it must be checked for correctness” simply isn’t true.

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Voyager’s EMH didn’t have a big family; but he holds the title for being the only main cast character to lose a child on-screen.

When responding to a comment with multiple points, should one create a new thread (new comment) for each point, or should one make a single large comment containing individual responses to all points?

I encounter situations like this rather often where I am responding to a comment that contains many individual points/statements. I typically will respond with a single comment that contains a quote of each point that is being responded to with my response under neath the respective quote — and, sometimes, for added clarity, a...

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Generally you make a single reply that covers everything you wanna say. Making multiple replies to the same thing is considered rude and spammy.

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I grew up watching the Heathcliff cartoon, but seeing the comics being posted on Lemmy (with or without Heathcliff) are not quite what I expected from the animation.

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