LemmyKnowsBest

@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world

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LemmyKnowsBest,

The first guy should try to get a refund, for funsies.

The second guy should make it more clear that he & the first guy are both just joking around, because people here may or may not be understanding that.

LemmyKnowsBest,

came for what looked like a thumbnail photo of raw meat.

stayed for the shards of glass embedded in your soft bare feet.

LemmyKnowsBest,

“Don’t quote me on that.”

-Diplomjodler3

LemmyKnowsBest,

Al is harmless & fun & makes the world better but AI is a threat to human wellness & sanity & employment.

LemmyKnowsBest,

We’re making that happen in the comments.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Doctor who didn’t give clear directions: “Get ME a sperm sample”

Patient: “Ummm… okay?”

LemmyKnowsBest,

I always thought Homer Simpson was fat. Now he’s even fatter.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m on semaglutide, it makes me small but unfortunately for the lab-grown diamond industry, I’m still not microscopic.

LemmyKnowsBest,

amazing you made it 12 years! That’s probably a record for most people. Reddit will find any way possible to permanently ban any account they randomly choose. anyway congrats on making it 12 years.

LemmyKnowsBest,

No worries, I found a way out of this conundrum, no savings or retirement needed… JUST GET CANCER & PERISH 😄👋

"Outrageously" priced weight-loss drugs could bankrupt US health care (arstechnica.com)

With the debut of remarkably effective weight-loss drugs, America’s high obesity rate and its uniquely astronomical prescription drug pricing appear to be set on a catastrophic collision course—one that threatens to “bankrupt our entire health care system,” according to a new Senate report that modeled the economic...

LemmyKnowsBest,

Worry not too much. Over at r/Ozempic, It’s mostly just a bunch of fat people posting still-fat pictures of themselves.

For example:

“I used to be 310lbs, and now I’m 280!”

LemmyKnowsBest,

There is no shortage. It’s available to anyone who wants to pay for it.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Are they all speckled & colorful like in that thumbnail stock photo?

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

If your idea of a good time involves masochistic discomfort, ok

LemmyKnowsBest,

Me joshin’ around too, buddy

LemmyKnowsBest,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f33b4c2b-ffb3-4b76-8282-856306c2bfaf.jpeg

Please help me understand why there’s a trash can by your comment as though you deleted it, but your comment is still visible

LemmyKnowsBest,

Interesting federated world we live in now

LemmyKnowsBest,

The girl in blue would be a lot happier if she’d get over her possessiveness & jealousy issues, and just start warming up for a threesome.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Yeah it’s awesome! But have you seen the blue-siding shack attached to the side of it?

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