MachineLordZero

MachineLordZero, 11 days ago to random

every day that I can't change bodies like I change outfits is bullshit it's fucking bullshit
doesn't even have to be human-shaped bodies
I could absolutely dig a Jameson box, or zipping around in a little grappler drone

MachineLordZero, 22 days ago to random

I hate keyboards and keyboard manufacturers so much

MachineLordZero, 28 days ago to random

Eurovision likes to make sure we know they're non-political.
In fact, their international competition broadcast around the world is SO non-political, they even let Russia compete, despite Russia's ongoing war and human rights atrocities.

checks earpiece Sorry, I'm just getting this in now, there's a rumour that Russia is, in fact, not competing in Eurovision. Reasons unknown at this time.

MachineLordZero, 28 days ago to random

Australia: housing crisis[1]

A group of people: Hey we've talked about it and done research and consulted with qualified people, and we wanna build a load of co-housing in this area, in a way that'll fit in with the landscape and maintain the heritage-listed buildings here.

Their local council for some reason: no

[1] 'Cause we've let too many[2] people buy a ton of housing and keep it empty to drive up the prices.

[2] ie, any

MachineLordZero, 1 month ago to random

Tried to block ads on soundcloud again. Failed.

Why are there so many fucking predatory businesses?
"Have you gotten into debt with a load of other predators? Transfer it all to us at Total Bastard Co, for peace of mind*"

"*ʷᵉ'ˡˡ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵒʳᵍᵃⁿˢ"

MachineLordZero, 1 month ago to random

It would be circumvented within minutes by anyone having the faintest idea as to what they're doing.

Shit, what if cats learnt to conduct mouse orchestras? That's more interesting to think about.

MachineLordZero, 1 month ago to random

Hey what's something good that's happened to you recently? I could use some good news.

#BoostsAppreciated

MachineLordZero, 1 month ago to random

Man, think of the size of the early birds on Arrakis

MachineLordZero, 1 month ago to random

MachineLordZero, 1 month ago to random

oh hey I've finally found a 3.5mm to dual 3.5mm headphone cable, lemme just check the price
"189 dollars"
no

MachineLordZero, 1 month ago to random

I wonder if I could make an ultrasonically vibrating cleaver to help encourage better car sizes

MachineLordZero, 1 month ago to DnD

Would a contract including unionisation and benefits make a summoned being more favourably disposed to the summoner, do you think?

#DnD #TTRPG #tabletop

MachineLordZero, 1 month ago to random

hyper elastic whoopee cushion that you fit over the exhaust pipe of someone's car so that when they turn the engine off, the inflated cushion blows the engine backwards and the car drives them back where they came from
such a prank

MachineLordZero, 1 month ago to random

Sure, I vibeth not with this scene but... is there a scene with which I vibeth?

MachineLordZero, 1 month ago to random

Imagining a christian dying, and they get to the afterlife, and instead of being welcomed through the pearly gates, there's just a short-ish by modern standards swarthy man with dark hair and olive skin who asks them "Who the fuck is Jesus?"

MachineLordZero, 2 months ago to random

Seen a bunch of "police warn this small gadget could hack your locks and devices" scare articles recently, and it's just a little tool for poking about with electronics and such.
Shit dude a crowbar could "hack" my locks and devices and I can pick one up at Bunnings, stop trying to fearmonger.

MachineLordZero, 2 months ago to random

me: ok what's the weather going to be like?
forecast: it's going to be like fuck you
me: :(

MachineLordZero, 2 months ago to random

Know any alternatives to soundcloud that aren't spotify?

MachineLordZero, 2 months ago to random

btw, new pics of the greenhouse incoming

MachineLordZero, 2 months ago to random

Shoutout to @Binder for the continued interest in my growing-related posts. Makes me feel good about them, even when things are going totally wrong.

MachineLordZero, 2 months ago to random

In good news, I'm repeating an experiment I did years back with some mini roma tomatoes, 'cause dad likes those.
Cut some of them into slices, picked out the most promising ones, and put'em in little plant starter pots with some coir.
Last time I did this I used one big pot for all of them and just dumped them on some nice dirt with a little watering, and they grew.
This time I'm hoping they'll grow in the coir, which is more suitable for transfer to hydroponics.
I expect the weather to hinder

MachineLordZero, 2 months ago to random

OKAY! Got the photos off of my phone. You may remember seeing a previous thread of mine where I posted photos of the bad greenhouse.
Well, some of that damage has become worse. I went out today to check it ahead of moving some plants in there that may not survive the next few days of cooler weather, and I have since decided they'd be in more danger in the greenhouse.
Gone from clearly snapped but still holding, to utterly disconnected.

A picture showing another join between horizontal and vertical shafts of a greenhouse frame. The vertical shaft, while initially straight when produced, now leans in two different directions, meeting at the join. This is not at all structually sound.

MachineLordZero, 2 months ago to random

Thinking about how an old cartoon adaptation of LotR had the orcs explicitly stating that they didn't want to go to war, in the song Where There's A Whip, There's A Way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y
Orcs really got a bad deal, huh?

MachineLordZero, 3 months ago to random

if no-one toots in fifteen minutes we are legally allowed to leave

MachineLordZero, 3 months ago to random

My god, chores are so much easier on drugs