MissingThePt

MissingThePt, 4 days ago to random

Breaking: In an effort to avoid further controversy, ChatGPT will now be voiced by recently-deceased Iranian President Ebrahim Rais.

MissingThePt, 4 days ago to random

Trump detractors: “A video posted to Donald Trump’s Truth Social account included references to a ‘unified Reich’!”

Trump supporters: “A video posted to Donald Trump’s Truth Social account included references to a ‘unified Reich’!”

MissingThePt, 4 days ago to random

Breaking: Sam Altman receives the Scarlett Letter.

MissingThePt, 4 days ago to random

There are three types of people: those who are good at math and those who are not.

MissingThePt, 4 days ago to random

desert

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MissingThePt, 5 days ago to random

Resisting authoritarianism sounds harder than preventing it in the first place, and I am fundamentally a lazy person.

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MissingThePt, 5 days ago to random

Be sure to save all your old posts, your grandchildren will want to read them someday.

MissingThePt, 6 days ago to random

In a coup for the Trump campaign, CNN agrees to hold the first presidential debate in a familiar setting for Trump, a trial courtroom.

MissingThePt, 6 days ago to random

you

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MissingThePt, 6 days ago to random

Never

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MissingThePt, 6 days ago to random

gonna

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MissingThePt, 6 days ago to random

make

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MissingThePt, 6 days ago to random

you

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MissingThePt, 6 days ago to random

cry

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MissingThePt, 6 days ago to random

Never

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MissingThePt, 6 days ago to random

gonna

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MissingThePt, 6 days ago to random

say

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MissingThePt, 6 days ago to random

goodbye

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MissingThePt, 6 days ago to random

Never

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MissingThePt, 6 days ago to random

gonna

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MissingThePt, 6 days ago to random

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MissingThePt, 6 days ago to random

a

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MissingThePt, 6 days ago to random

lie

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MissingThePt, 6 days ago to random

and

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MissingThePt, 6 days ago to random

hurt

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