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MissingThePt

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Ask not for whom the point is missed. It is missed for thee.

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mmalc, to random

A bit overcast here this morning, but still managed to get a great view of
It's noisier than I thought it might have been

cc @MissingThePt

Alice, to random
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Where my fellow risk takers at?!?

You know, the kind who like to rawdog their crossword puzzles and Sudokus with a pen.

chad,
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@Alice gold

MissingThePt, to random
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Political Consultant: This puppy shooting story is tanking your reputation. You need to prove to people that you aren’t a wanton killer of dogs.

Kristi Noem:

mrblissett,
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@MissingThePt
Oh she's not going to do well at the Gallup polls!

MissingThePt, to random
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South Dakota governor Kristi Noem tells her kids that her vice president plan was driven upstate to live on a farm where it can run free with the VP plans of Katie Britt and Vivek Ramaswamy.

lorgonumputz,
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@MissingThePt "That dog won't hunt... probably because Kristi shot it."

MissingThePt, to random
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When you miss spots putting on suntan lotion.

mloxton,
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@MissingThePt
I see the autorust feature is working

MissingThePt, to random
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Solar eclipse alt-text:

MOON SUN
MOONSUN
MOONUN
MOONN
MOON
SMOON
SUMOON
SUNMOON
SUN MOON

MissingThePt, to random
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FUN FACT: If during today's total solar eclipse the sun is scared by its shadow and retreats, the earth's surface will be plunged into a cataclysmic six-week deep freeze that extinguishes all known life.

log,
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@MissingThePt To avoid this, everyone in the path of totality should hold up a lit lighter or aim a flashlight at the sun for the entire duration.

memes, to random
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MissingThePt, to random
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If you see a moon eclipsing the sun NO YOU DIDN’T.

Rand__alThor,
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@MissingThePt What if the sun eclipses the moon?

Miriamm, to random
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The revolution is starting

MissingThePt, to random
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Trump to spend the weekend trashing all of his New York properties before handing the keys over to the sheriff Monday morning.

JeffMorgan,
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@MissingThePt Looking at his taste in decoration, I thought he had already done it.

MissingThePt, to random
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"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Super- wait, no, it’s a part from that plane!”

arguementclinic,

@MissingThePt They should just make this a part of the weather report

maxleibman, (edited ) to random
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Inside you there are two wolves.

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MissingThePt, to random
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As we prepare for Daylight Savings Time, I wonder what world will await us upon awakening tomorrow after having been catapulted forward in time.

Will there be flying cars? I bet there will be flying cars.

SNerd,
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@MissingThePt
OK, I’m not going to turn my clock ahead, and when the market opens on Monday you send me a list of the biggest gainers, I’ll buy those stocks and we’ll split the profits 👍

MissingThePt, to random
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Trump scoffs at the rosy picture painted by Biden in his State of the Union address, noting that crimes by former Presidents is at an all time high.

lightninhopkins,
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@MissingThePt Thanks Obama.

MissingThePt, to random
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President Biden announces that this year’s State of the Union is Minnesota. Congratulations Minnesota!

eblu,
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@MissingThePt https://youtu.be/lhDo5vadqXo

dgar, (edited ) to random
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My son was SO cute today, he asked me “Dad, are clouds candy?” I told him they were water. Then he asked “Dad, what’s the Earth’s defense system?” and then I remembered I don’t have a son. And he asked again, with his eyes obsidian black. “What is the defense system father?”

~ Omar Najim

MissingThePt, to random
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Cybertruck, a/k/a “The Population Thinner,” is your complete, cabin-to-grave solution.

LibertyForward1,
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@MissingThePt move fast break things

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Man who has spent his lifetime famously not paying bills encourages Russian violence against NATO countries that have not paid their bills. https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2024/02/trump-rally-nato/677426/

AmishSuperModel,
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@MissingThePt Well, see, if you underestimate your GDP, you can get a better deal. But you’ll wanna overestimate for better terms on loans. But then underestimate again for tax purposes.

MissingThePt, to random
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The good news is that whichever of Biden and Trump doesn’t win in 2024 can run again in 2028.

YakyuNightOwl,
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@MissingThePt grim reaper shakes his head

MissingThePt, to random
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Breaking: Nikki Haley asks for Secret Service protection after threats by egged-on supporters of man she will ultimately endorse for President.

jamesthomson, to random
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We can go further.

MissingThePt, to random
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Breaking: NFL announces that Sunday’s Super Bowl Pregame Show will culminate in Taylor Swift skydiving from her arriving Japan flight to land on the field and oversee the coin toss.

On the complicated logistics of ejecting a passenger midflight, Boeing says: “We got this.”

pixelpusher220,

@MissingThePt 1. chute fails
2. Kelce catches her
3. He proposes
4. Halftime is actually the ceremony
5. Biden gives her away

MissingThePt, to random
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What are the odds — it happened again!

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