MissingThePt

MissingThePt, 54 minutes ago to random

Breaking: Positioning himself as the reform candidate, Donald Trump vows in a second term to commit fewer crimes.

MissingThePt, 1 hour ago to random

Would you rather have X-ray vision or Eurovision?

MissingThePt, 1 hour ago to random

An aurora visible across much of the earth proves the sun is still pissed about being eclipsed.

MissingThePt, 2 hours ago to random

A Stormy Daniels should be a legit riff on a Dark ‘n’ Stormy replacing the rum with whiskey.

MissingThePt, 2 hours ago to random

Breaking: IRS reveals that Donald Trump’s tax returns claimed Eric Trump as a total loss. https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-irs-audit-chicago-hotel-taxes

MissingThePt, 2 hours ago to random

In Atlanta the northern lights are known as “Sherman’s Glow.”

MissingThePt, 2 hours ago to random

Last night the aurora borealis could be observed across much of the United States, allowing a broad swath of Americans to enjoy in fellowship a rare and beautiful event.

Why that’s bad news for Joe Biden.

MissingThePt, 2 hours ago to random

Beautiful

MissingThePt, 1 day ago to random

I think it’s mean to refer to someone who has passed as “the late,” how can they be expected to be on time, they’re dead.

MissingThePt, 1 day ago to random

Breaking: Israel’s ambassador to the UN just wound up his speech before today’s vote on Palestinian statehood by smashing a watermelon with a sledgehammer Gallagher-style.

MissingThePt, 1 day ago to random

How come in 1992 then presidential candidate Bill Clinton can famously assert that he and Hillary came as a package deal — “Buy one, get one free” — but no one is saying that about RFK Jr. and his brain worm?

MissingThePt, 1 day ago to random

I hope former President Trump has a nice, relaxing weekend when he can catch Melania up on all that happened in court this week.

MissingThePt, 1 day ago to random

The official drink of Trump’s criminal case is the Dark ‘n’ Stormy.

MissingThePt, 1 day ago to random

However you feel about the 77-year old Donald Trump, it’s impressive that his wife’s personal trainer was able to father an 18-year-old son. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/05/09/barron-trump-florida-delegate-gop-convention/

MissingThePt, 1 day ago to random

Breaking: In a effort to stymie concerns about his health, RFK Jr’s brain worm today released a letter from his physician that reports he is in “excellent” physical and mental health.

MissingThePt, 2 days ago to random

Breaking: Stormy Daniels correctly identifies Trump’s penis in a police lineup: “I’d recognize that little guy anywhere.”

MissingThePt, 2 days ago to random

RFK Jr. stars in “The Khanian Candidate.”

Wrath of Khan ear worm scene.

MissingThePt, 2 days ago to random

Breaking: Brain Worm places third in latest 2028 Republican presidential poll.

MissingThePt, 2 days ago to random

A worm was found in RFK Jr's brain.

Why that's bad news for Joe Biden.

MissingThePt, 2 days ago to random

Pouring one out for my homie.

MissingThePt, 3 days ago to random

The early-anti-vax turd gets the worm.

MissingThePt, 3 days ago to random

Breaking: Kristi Noem offers to shoot RFK Jr. brain worm.

MissingThePt, 3 days ago to random

Breaking: RFK Jr. announces Vice Presidential running mate. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html

MissingThePt, 3 days ago to random

Breaking: RFK Jr. pledges that if elected president he will take his monthly deworming pill.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html

MissingThePt, 3 days ago to random

In Japan do they have haiku battles?