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MissingThePt

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Ask not for whom the point is missed. It is missed for thee.

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Actually these are the worst lyrics on Taylor Swift’s new album:

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OK, now I get why people are upset about the lyrics from the new Taylor Swift album.

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Breaking: In order to fall asleep at night, Trump now needs to play courtroom scenes on his bedroom TV.

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Do you think Mastodon should ban engagement farming? Repost if yes, like if no.

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O.J. Simpson’s body is cremated, and ashes stored in black glove.

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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signed a bill requiring public K-12 schools to teach what he called "the truth about the evils of Members Only jackets, glam metal bands and New Coke.” https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ron-desantis-florida-schools-communism_n_66200bdfe4b07db21fd5de66

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If Trump loses the election, many will blame the poor GOTV effort related to his supporters that he killed while in office.

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I thought APPS were supposed to be "endless" when we were picking restaurants? I was then told we only could order 10, not nearly enough when we were purposely at the 2nd Worst TGI Fridays in the Country. Don't worry, we ate at the First Worst also, as the Witch Hunt continues! EATING INTERFERENCE!

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I would pay a lot to be a prospective juror in Trump’s criminal trial so that all of my Trump posts could be read to him.

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Judge: “I think we’ve heard enough.”

Me: “Objection your honor, I’d like to introduce Exhibit number 788, this is a real banger, he’s got to hear this one.”

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The Trump criminal trial re-aired Bedtime for Donzo.

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Trump and his attorneys arrive at court.

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Breaking: Legal experts observing Trump’s criminal case concede the difficulty of identifying prospective female jurors who both reside in New York City and have not been sexually assaulted by Trump.

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Breaking: In an accommodation for the former president, judge in New York criminal case allows Trump to bring a cot to court.

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Breaking: Trump touts his creation of 12 new jobs.

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Trump sleeping during his criminal trial was a smart legal defense maneuver as he commits fewer felonies while sleeping.

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Donald Trump is insisting on a jury of his peers, but does the jury pool have a sufficient number of adjudged rapists?

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We’ve continued our streak of not having an awake former president attend his own criminal trial.

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Breaking: During jury selection for his criminal trial, Trump asserts his “Right of Prima Nocta.”

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Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
If Trump should be acquitted before I wake
I pray the Lord his soul to take

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Breaking: Tesla will cut more than 10% of its global workforce, with the workers coming entirely from the company’s “Making Elon Feel Like His Ideas Are Good” division.

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She had a face so symmetrical that geometricians would use it to calibrate their protractors.

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A former president for the first time ever begins a criminal trial after having to post a $175 million bond in another case and seeing the stock of his company fall by half in the weeks following its IPO and you’re laughing. You’re laughing!

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Hey Donald, you never forget the night before your first criminal trial. Sleep well buddy.

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I meant sleep at night

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