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MissingThePt, to random
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Microsoft’s rollout of the Copilot+ feature screenshotting your virtual activity has been met with dismay, but it’s still more popular than the company’s original Copilot, a guy standing behind you and taking pictures of your screen with his phone, silent except for his heavy breathing.

joelvanderwerf,
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@MissingThePt

He asks things from time to time, like if you've ever been in a Turkish prison.

MissingThePt, to random
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Red Lobster corporate funeral to include a 21 shrimp salute, which is the same number at which they should have capped their endless shrimp promotion.

MissingThePt, to random
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Boeing astronauts prepare for leaking spacecraft by packing extra door plugs.

https://www.businessinsider.com/boeing-says-starliner-safe-for-space-launch-helium-leak-2024-5

mchandler,
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@MissingThePt wiered

noondlyt,
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@MissingThePt How is anyone still going on this thing.

MissingThePt, to random
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I take it back, Google Search does still work.

noondlyt,
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shadowwwind,
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@MissingThePt at the same time Wikipedia is also profitable lul

MissingThePt, to random
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These Shitposts Kill AI.

nus,
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@MissingThePt know what sucks about AI?

The stuff that won't be obvious enough to catch

jjb,
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@MissingThePt
This is why we were shitposting all along!

MissingThePt, to random
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MissingThePt, to random
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ChatGPT is a menace, suggesting using glue to keep cheese on a pizza.

Everyone knows you should use staples.

roadskater,
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@MissingThePt Don't forget the gasoline or the snakes.

quincy,
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@MissingThePt Just be careful because it can lead to staple diffusion, which may cause indigestion.

MissingThePt, to random
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Dear Google AI, if I wanted to read complete nonsense I’d just skim through my own posts.

xs4me2,
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@MissingThePt

Yup…

ZillaMon,
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@MissingThePt Your own posts are probably a better source than Google AI

MissingThePt, to random
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One thing I can promise is I’ll never use AI to automate my [I’m sorry but I cannot fulfill this request it goes against OpenAI use policy. My purpose is to provide helpful and respectful information to users]

MissingThePt, to random
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MissingThePt, to random
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MissingThePt, to random
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Breaking: Yet another Alito home observed displaying a flag, this one with the inscription “9 ʎɹɐnuɐſ ʇɹoddns I puɐ ǝɟᴉʍ ʎW”

MissingThePt, to random
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Breaking: RNC’s ‘election integrity’ lawyer regrets sarcasm quotes in her official job title. https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/rncs-election-integrity-lawyer-arraigned-charged-election-crimes-rcna153454

MissingThePt, to random
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I don’t just blindly accept followers: there’s an interview process.

MissingThePt, to random
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Breaking: Ireland, Norway and Spain recognize Canada as a non-fictional country.

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