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Nikolai_Kingsley

@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town

will not shut up about Skinny Puppy, Devin Townsend, Jack Vance or Le Garage Hermetique. friend to ragdolls, if not most of their commercial breeders. Subgenius Minister, author of the Subgenius science fiction novel "Eyelash"

voted fifth weirdest person in talk.bizarre, 1995

pronouns: quietly

> but that's an adverb

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hannibal2000, to DoctorWho Russian
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Hmm, the Doctor is very pleased with himself... 🤔😀

Nikolai_Kingsley,
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@hannibal2000

generally is.

Nikolai_Kingsley, to random
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point of sale terminals should make that cash register ka-ching sound when the payment goes through

Nikolai_Kingsley, to random
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EMPEROR PROTECTS, uwu

stable diffusion generated art of a chibi-style Warhammer - soldier? the canadian flag is a nice touch.
stable diffusion generated art of a chibi-style Warhammer - soldier? i don't want to get the title wrong in case the fans get agitated.
stable diffusion generated art of a chibi-style Warhammer - soldier? i don't want to get the title wrong in case the fans get agitated.

thor, to random
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    Nikolai_Kingsley,
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    @thor

    i apologise for not being awake when you are.

    Mitsu, to random

    I dreamed that I had a baby and she was so cute and small and she laughed when I talked to her. Guizzy in the dream was trying to annoy me by saying that the baby looked like him but she was just like me and now I want a baby 😭

    Nikolai_Kingsley,
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    @Mitsu

    i would advise you to start out simple, and have some kittens first.

    puniko, to random

    miau

    Nikolai_Kingsley,
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    @puniko

    mew

    Nikolai_Kingsley, to random
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    goo, to random
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    Facebook / Instagram (I know, I know) are filling up with awful AI garbage. But I know I'm safe from the robots here. $45 for a lifetime membership on https://dobbs.town... Keep your family safe from the robots

    Nikolai_Kingsley,
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    @goo

    keep your family safe from the BAD robots by befriending the GOOD robots.

    drossel von flugel, robot scion of a machine empire at war with humanity in a distant future.

    Nikolai_Kingsley, to random
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    stux, to Cat
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    Sleepy #Washy the #cat is a little sleepy

    Washy upside down sleeping on the couch

    Nikolai_Kingsley,
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    @stux

    opens tin of cat food on the other side of the planet

    Nikolai_Kingsley, to random
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    mfw there's going to be at least a third dune film

    thor, to random
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    You know, on second thought, we might need one of those Scandinavian abbreviations for our synthesiser. Like IKEA, SAAB or LEGO. Some of the most successful Scandinavian brands. Will think about it.

    Nikolai_Kingsley,
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    @thor

    AEFB (Alle elsker firkantede bølger)

    melissabeartrix, to random
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    Amongst all the shit things today, I could still see beauty ... Hope ... hugz

    Hugz & xXx

    Nikolai_Kingsley,
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    @melissabeartrix

    "Jack do you never sleep - does the green still run deep in your heart?

    Or will these changing times, motorways, powerlines, keep us apart?

    Well, I don't think so.

    I saw some grass growing through the pavements today."

    • jethro tull, "jack in the green"
    thor, to random
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    This is called "koko" in Norwegian. "koko" is the sound of a cuckoo. We call the bird itself a "gjøk" (maybe the English language could have "gook" in an alternative universe). "helt koko" = completely nuts

    Nikolai_Kingsley,
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    @thor

    they used to use woodpeckers.

    Nikolai_Kingsley,
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    @thor

    "Delirant Isti Romani!"

    Nikolai_Kingsley,
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    @thor

    ... tha na Ròmanaich sin craicte!

    Nikolai_Kingsley,
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    @thor

    oh, google.. also, that's Gaelic, closest i could get in less than sixty seconds.

    Nikolai_Kingsley,
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    @thor

    "aww shityair" (this is true)

    Nikolai_Kingsley,
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    @thor

    (using Klingon insults in a discussion with a coworker)

    "That's a made-up language!"

    "ALL languages are made up!"

    puniko, to random

    mew mew mew mew mew

    Nikolai_Kingsley,
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    @puniko

    mew MEW

    nonfedimemes, to random
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    You just got this notification, your last saved image in your gallery is your response.

    Nikolai_Kingsley,
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    @nonfedimemes

    mew

    thor, to random
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    Somebody needs to write some new religious scripture.

    Nikolai_Kingsley,
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    @thor

    we're working on it.

    Nikolai_Kingsley,
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    @thor

    it is mostly silly, true. however, Reverend Stang's letter "To Depressed Middle-aged Subgenii" got me through more hard times than any christian texts did.

    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.slack/c/TY4bxBEGYxo/m/dcVBRj18XU8J

    melissabeartrix, to random
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    Finding it hard to stay motivated ... I think I need to ram my head into a concrete wall ... Giggles

    Hugz & xXx

    Nikolai_Kingsley,
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    @melissabeartrix

    it was that kind of day, wasn't it. wondering if my employers are actually trying to get everyone to quit.

    Nikolai_Kingsley, to random
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    thinking of @kingu for some reason

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