I’ve had a couple of women follow me in to public toilets and commandeer aim. I had to muster unbelievable levels of concentration to get it done. Some bit of my brain has never worked at that level before or since.
Looking specifically for men but I’m open to all opinions. I’ve been doing some experimenting over the last 2 and a bit years, trying to find what works best for me. I’d love to get some opinions on what has worked for others....
I used to work for a general builder we all called Nick The Freak. We were in our mid twenties and having a pretty good time of things off site. I used to call up the gaffer and say “Nick man, I can’t make it to the job today, I feel like shit” and he would say- yea Squeezer, Mars is in alignment with Saturn this week. Understandable. I’ve never appreciated bullshit so much.
He’s right. Get rid of the Tories, then apply pressure to Labour. It’s the only viable option. If anyone has any suggestions on a realistic alternative I’d love to hear it.
Essentially, their tiny bug brains think the light is the sunset, so they keep turning to keep the "sun" at the same angle so they can go "straight." No matter how far they fly, they don't make any progress. They are trapped in this little hell we made just for them, not understanding why they can't get to where they are going.
One evening I built a campfire to keep warm on the banks of a river in southern France. As the fire got going, millions of moths poured from the trees into the flames. As the numbers increased the flames leapt higher, and the moths became the fuel. The horror, the horror…
See, I’m not a fan of the royal family, but I’m pretty sure Charles would never talk to that cunt for a second, and for that I give him a tiny shred of respect.
Context: I’m missing a cutting board. So I wrote in our telegram family group: “Wo ist eigentlich unser zweites großes Schneidebrett hin?” (literally: “Where is actually our second big cuttingboard thither?”)....
We were standing in the pub, and I’d just bought a round. I gave my mate a fresh pint, and like a complete piss head he let it slip through his fingers. It landed on the floor between us with a thunk, not a single drop spilled. It just nailed the landing, completely solid. Fucking witchcraft.
This reminds me of when we found we could bulk buy ephedrine over the counter from chemists in sub saharan Africa and go to uninhabited islands off the coast and get messed up. Happy days.
Let me clarify that. Let’s say I tap into the section of news. Then tap into a post and scroll down to see the comments. Then I tap back so I can see the posts in news, I won’t see the posts in news I will see nothing just a blank page. Thankfully I can see the back button so I can tap that and see the different groups I’m...
Yeah, I’m on the web app and constantly getting a blank feed. Scrolling sometimes fixes it but not always. When I searched for this community to see if it’s just me, I just got blank screen over and over, so had to find a different route.
Last year, Morgan Trowland was one of two Just Stop Oil protesters sentenced to more than two and a half years in prison for scaling the Dartford crossing....
1 & 2 - as CEO of The Happy Oyster company and Gravel Unlimited lI’m absolutely smashing it financially, even with the terminal lamentations of a million misled oysters in my ears.
This should be projected on to the side of the palace of Westminster and amplified so loud that all the spineless shitheads in the house hear every single word.
beholder (lemmy.world)
What's inside the London Tower Bridge? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
To clarify, I mean what’s inside these towers circled in the picture?
Sunak apologises for wearing trendy trainers (news.sky.com)
What would you bring to an adult show and tell?
I don’t necessarily mean adult as in NSFW....
What skincare products do you use?
Looking specifically for men but I’m open to all opinions. I’ve been doing some experimenting over the last 2 and a bit years, trying to find what works best for me. I’d love to get some opinions on what has worked for others....
Which one are you? (reddthat.com)
Must be the moon (lemmy.world)
How do you like to cheer yourself up when you're sad?
Feeling a bit down tonight. How do you guys like to lighten up?
Mick Lynch says voters must ‘grow up’ and see Starmer is only alternative | The Guardian (www.theguardian.com)
Lynch says that his ‘number one priority’ is getting the Tories out and that, realistically, that means putting Starmer in:...
doorbells have rules (lemmy.world)
Britannia RULEs The Waves (feddit.de)
Stolen from BlueSky
How can I add an emotional undertone in English?
Context: I’m missing a cutting board. So I wrote in our telegram family group: “Wo ist eigentlich unser zweites großes Schneidebrett hin?” (literally: “Where is actually our second big cuttingboard thither?”)....
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Put it in your body, right fucking now (lemmy.zip)
Bug : since the newest update for the web version (I use the browser of brave on an iPad) if i go click into a post so I can read the comments. When I tap back I get a blank screen.
Let me clarify that. Let’s say I tap into the section of news. Then tap into a post and scroll down to see the comments. Then I tap back so I can see the posts in news, I won’t see the posts in news I will see nothing just a blank page. Thankfully I can see the back button so I can tap that and see the different groups I’m...
‘You can be happy in prison’: climate protester reflects on punishment (www.theguardian.com)
Last year, Morgan Trowland was one of two Just Stop Oil protesters sentenced to more than two and a half years in prison for scaling the Dartford crossing....
Skirts are breezy and comfortable. Fuck off. (lemmy.world)
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Choose wisely! (i.imgur.com)
(shamelessly stolen from an imgur dump)
Lifestyle Choices. - Jonathan pie video. (www.youtube.com)
World Pasta Day 2023: How to get free pasta at London Tube stations (www.standard.co.uk)
I’ll try my luck at Farfallingdon this Wednesday 🍝
incredible (lemmy.world)