Vierkantor

Vierkantor, 3 months ago to random

a broken clock might be right twice a day but this frozen bus departure screen is right every half an hour

Vierkantor, 3 months ago to random

Mori Calliope is a VTuber?? i thought she was in Homestuck!

Vierkantor, 3 months ago to random

scp minor phenomenon proposal: a mathematical calculation involving well understood objects which takes some amount of work to solve, and gives different results depending on your philosophy on the foundations of maths despite not involving any sort of logic in its definition. the order of an element in some higher homotopy group of some slightly unusual space is 2 if you're a formalist, 3 if you're a platonist and 37 if you are an intuitionist.

Vierkantor, 3 months ago to random

domain names that haven't been renewed but still live on in special configuration files: /etc/ghosts

amberxorluci, 3 months ago to random

if you use pragma once you might be entitled to one plate of pasta from me

Vierkantor, 3 months ago to random

Facebook just emailed me to let me know someone tried to log into the account that i deleted about 10 years ago, so apparently they were helpful enough to restore all the data that they deleted :thonk:​

Vierkantor, 3 months ago to random

i loved how in the Matrix the evil guy said "Tell me Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call if 🔒 Unable to decrypt: The sender's device has not sent us the keys for this message"

owl, 3 months ago to random

you don't need captchas to combat spam.
you simply have a human review signup requests.

Vierkantor, 3 months ago to random

i think i would enjoy being fedi famous for like one day and then hate everyone on this damned webbed site

please protect me from myself and do not make me fedi famous

Vierkantor, 3 months ago to random

protip: if you are going to your computer job to use a computer make sure that you bring the computer you're going to go compute on. and once you run back from the bus stop and get the computer, don't then forget your transit pass at home.

Vierkantor, 3 months ago to random

you cannot count the number of awas i waed at Koyaanisqatsi

Vierkantor, 3 months ago to random

so according to my flawed understanding my doctoral degree does not actually specify what it's in. so i can call myself "PhD in aggressive mechanization" and nobody can do anything about it :3

Vierkantor, 3 months ago to random

let's see if from now on i have learned the lesson that if you don't know what's in your backups, you don't have a backup!

Vierkantor, 3 months ago to random

my favourite controversial theory is that the apostrophe is a letter in the English alphabet. it's a character occurring in words that distinguishes both meaning and pronunciation. moreover, they are inserted, just like other letters, in made up fantasy names.

Vierkantor, 4 months ago to random

My hair: Can't wait to be out of the bad water (rain) and be in the good water (shower)

Vierkantor, 4 months ago to random

hmm maybe for fun i will try resurrecting the machine whose motherboard goes extremely dead if you do the wrong thing to it (wrong things include: trying to boot most linux distros)