YourFavouriteNPC

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Who, in your opinion, is the most annoying character in any game?

Personally, it’s Faith from Farcry 5 for me. Uninteresting dialog that can be summed up to “I was bullied once” and that’s it. Literally every other character is so much more interesting. Jacob gives you a sequence where you run through a gulag which he then uses against you, John tries to kill you and is openly hateful...

YourFavouriteNPC,

Easily the rival in the early Pokémon games. Being so annoyingly cocky and full of themselves just to get wiped by my party’s first slot Pokémon every single time… Bruh, just get a grip on reality, would you?

YourFavouriteNPC,

Ocean “currents”? I ain’t never seen no goddamn “currents” in the ocean, boy. Have you? They just be sayin’ these things to keep us distracted from how their undloadin’ trucks full of illegals in are country to steal are jobs and sell drugs and live off of welfare!

YourFavouriteNPC,

Wie wo was “neutrum”!? Was haben sich die Regenbogenleute da jetzt wieder ausgedacht??? Es gibt 2!!! Geschlechter, MANN und FRAU! Das ist einfache BILOLOGIE!!!1!

YourFavouriteNPC,

~2000€ would be an absolute game changer for me.

YourFavouriteNPC,

Better make that $100 trillion (a rough estimate of the world economy’s nominal value) to make sure you don’t cripple our whole civilisation, as it would allow you to pay for basically every single company on the planet, all of which would suddenly have to invest a lot of money to move at least some of their IT infrastructure over to a GNU/Linux equivalent, much of which may not even exist yet and would have to be built from scratch.

YourFavouriteNPC,

Care to show me the way to that link I don’t have the time to go look for right now but don’t want to forget about over the next couple of hours?

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The more important you question is: why would you base this decision on what other people say, instead of just doing what you feel is right for you?

YourFavouriteNPC,

Billionaires

YourFavouriteNPC,

Golf is equivalent to licking an entire countryside so nobody else can use it. The only activity in human history that used more space for less people were the Apollo moon landings.

YourFavouriteNPC,

You overlooked the most important question: who gives a fuck?

YourFavouriteNPC,

I swear, last time I saw it (yesterday) it hat 10x the resolution

What item have you been using on a daily basis for the longest amount of time?

Sometimes I will use something and realize I’ve owned it forever. It’s a nice change in our throwaway reality. I think my personal record is a bicycle multi-tool I got for one of my first bikes, ~25 years ago. Still have it, still use it. When it comes to electronic devices I have a Panasonic mini Hi-Fi from ~2005. Never...

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I’m pretty sure some of my T-shirts could win this if we don’t take this whole “daily” I aspect too seriously. There are a few from my teenage years that are still in good shape and still fit, which I’ve had for literally more than half my life by now.

That “daily”-aspect makes it really hard though, since there are days when I don’t even need my house keys. Lighbulbs die after some time, so they ain’t it either. And would wardrobes count as “items”? I tried thinking about this question so hard for way longer than I probably should’ve now, and got to no unanimous conclusion so far. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter, so I’ll just go with: probably my glasses

YourFavouriteNPC,

The catholic church uses a cross, which could be understood as a reference back to when, according to their beliefs, Jesus christ died on a cross to relieve Christians of their sins, which would’ve been almost 2000 years ago by now. That’s quite a throwback if you ask me.

YourFavouriteNPC,

Hit me up when you need a reliable and well-maintained Engl Fireball 100 for 600€ + shipping

YourFavouriteNPC,

My cooking. I love to cook, be it simple meals or extravagant dishes, and everyone I know loves to eat my food - which is exactly why I’d never ever do it professionally. I really don’t want to risk losing the enjoyment and relaxation I get from cooking. Being in the kitchen for an hour after i came home from work is my way to unwind after a long day.

YourFavouriteNPC,

I allergic to that. Is there an alternative called NiTriL, by any chance?

YourFavouriteNPC,

I knew both, but just learned what FOSS stands for from this comment section

YourFavouriteNPC,

Both are nasty! One tastes like gooey mud that someone else had already eaten once before and the other gives you stomach aches and makes you shit uncontrollably.

YourFavouriteNPC,

Star Wars Episodes 7, 8 and 9 should’ve been done as properly planned and competently produced movies instead of the laughable excuse for a dumpster fire they are.

YourFavouriteNPC,

So where are we at right now?

“We didn’t bomb the hospital, Hamas did. And even if we bombed the hospital, Hamas used it as a base. And even if they didn’t, a some of them were in there. And even if they weren’t, there were Hamas tunnels under the hospital.”

I wonder what’s next

YourFavouriteNPC,

Mit angelsächsischem Benutzernamen sollte man sich bei sowas eher nicht das Maul zerreißen. Erst mal vor der eigenen Türe kehren 😉

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