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Zoidsberg

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I’d rather be sleeping.

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Zoidsberg,
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59% of Americans are one paycheque away from homelessness.

Zoidsberg,
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Then its just a matter of finding a weasel to go after the rabbit.

What happens to my Corpse if I die in a Forest?

I was just randomly checking out what Funerals costs and was shocked how expensive it was! €3.500 to €5.500! I live in north Germany, and we have here some very deep Woods. So I was thinking what would happen if I just die there. Let’s say no one ever finds me. Are Animals just going to eat me, and will I just be gone in a...

Zoidsberg,
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A tripwire that sets off a bunch of confetti when they find your corpse.

Zoidsberg,
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How was your day, dear?

It was… Lovely, actually.

Zoidsberg,
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I’m in a Magic: The Gathering card."

10/10

Zoidsberg,
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Does that mean that every application will need to be updated to work with Wayland?

Zoidsberg,
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Amazing! This group of people crowd-funded a medical procedure!”

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Tell us, grandpa, what was dial-up like?

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This is like when Nostradamus predicted the atomic bomb

Zoidsberg,
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Man, the one in my town just sells Funkos and anime merch with one half wall of games.

Zoidsberg,
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It sucks that Canada doesn’t have anything like AP News. Like, just give me the facts, don’t tell me how to feel about them.

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What in the goddamn?

Zoidsberg,
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So was my comment. Its what Benny says when he sees you alive at the casino.

Zoidsberg,
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Man this is like my biggest fear. Imagine you slip and fall in the water in front of all those people, and they all laugh at you and then you have to climb back up and go to work soaking wet, and everyone at work knows you fell in because why else would you be soaking wet,

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Change your password every 30 days, and never reuse one, and don’t use a password manager, and don’t write it down anywhere, and…

Big Iron - Cutdown Colt 1855 10 Gauge (1885) (lemmy.world)

This ludicrously huge handgun is actually a 10-gauge Colt 1855 Revolving Shotgun with a cut-down barrel and a newly made grip frame. The backstop and trigger guard of the shotgun were handily reshaped into a grip frame, and the finished product actually looks nicely proportional – until you try to actually pick it up, of...

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Texas Red actually thought he could match the Arizona Ranger with this thing on his hip

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