Sam_Bass,

Nah imma just be thrown onto a burning wood pile

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

Reddit is desperate for ads.

AdolfSchmitler,

When I’m dead just throw me in the trash

Blackmist,

Paying for it after you need it seems like a bad business plan tbh.

rimjob_rainer,

I don’t care what happens to my corpse, because I’ll be dead then. Never understood, why people still care nowadays, religion I guess.

hrimfaxi_work,
@hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social avatar

Ritual and ceremony are deeply important aspects of the human experience. What cultures do with their dead is way, way up there with foodways and adornment when it comes to cultural significance.

The increasingly common view in the West that elaborate death rites are unimportant is really new when compared to the rest of human history. It’s probably a postmodern thing? If I’m right about that, that would mean the less reverential attitude towards traditional deatg ceremony is like 110ish years old.

Compared to the 200,000-300,000 years Homo Sapiens have been around (or 45,000 years ago if we only want to discuss the length of time that Northern European-style deathways have most likely been practiced), 100 years isn’t a lot to change that cultural inertia.

Sorry, I know this is a Wendy’s. Just a frosty, thanks.

jwelch55,

You can have the ceremony without being ripped off for thousands of dollars on a box nobody will ever see again

volvoxvsmarla,

Why the fuck have you been downvoted, that’s just a reasonable comment.

May I also point out, your funeral isn’t for you. You might not care what happens to your body but your close ones do. A funeral is a place for them to find closure, to grief and mourn your loss. The mere fact that people who cannot retrieve their lost one’s body feel awfully about it and still tend to create empty graves should show how much this is a very old desire of importance. The way we perform these death rituals can change and maybe it is not about how a body is being get rid off per se, and surely we could change this. That we as a species are aware of what death means and have found ways to cope with it (i.e. rituals as a coping way to deal with the knowledge) is incredible.

Whenever people say something along these lines of “just throw me in the trash” it feels to me like they didn’t get that point. It’s not about you. It’s about everyone else.

cosmicrookie,
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

You never see these meme quality ads with a € or £ price… its always $

itsnotits,

it’s* always $

NickwithaC,
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

That’s because America is Ferenginar.

GraniteM,

Quark: I think I figured out why Humans don’t like Ferengi.

Sisko: Not now, Quark.

Quark: The way I see it, Humans used to be a lot like Ferengi: greedy, acquisitive, interested only in profit. We’re a constant reminder of a part of your past you’d like to forget.

Sisko: Quark, we don’t have time for this.

Quark: You’re overlooking something. Humans used to be a lot worse than the Ferengi: slavery, concentration camps, interstellar wars. We have nothing in our past that approaches that kind of barbarism. You see? We’re nothing like you… we’re better.

DS9, The Jem’Hadar (1994)

Snapz,

Casket+ includes a lid! Only $59.99/hour (surge pricing if used between hours of 10pm and 8am)

Don’t you love your dead relatives? Or are you cheap?

bradorsomething,

Better buy one now before they’re subscription only.

CoffeeJunkie,

Graveyards are a waste of space & good land. Land is for the living. Cremation is the way; it is clean, responsible, & considerate.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In,

Clean? I would have said burial was more environmentally friendly.

maccentric,

If they didn’t pump the bodies full of toxic chemicals and store them indefinitely in a piece of furniture, maybe.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In,

Good points.

I will specify organs donated and Eco friendly coffin without embalming.

maccentric,

I’m leaning towards one of those fungus suits, hopefully with a mango tree planted atop.

Grass,

. I’d rather be harvested for any useful organs if I have any left healthy enough to save someone, then the rest of me thrown in some kind of corpse compost or bio reactor or something.

NewAgeOldPerson,

There are composting options now I think.

BastingChemina,

Yes, it’s also called Natural Organic Reduction or terramation. This would be my dream.

When I die compost my body and use the compost on a tree in the garden or spread it in a natural reserve. This way if my relative want to visit my grave they go in nature rather than going in a gray cemetery full of concrete.

the_third,

Yes, but the whole thing isn’t about you but about the people you leave behind. It helps me a lot that I can visit the place where I buried my father’s ashes and tell him about what is going on and how live is currently. I miss him a lot.

dependencyinjection,

For every person like you there may be a person like me that couldn’t care less to visit a grave. I can remember my fallen ones from anywhere.

Don’t want to sound callous but if you’re dead you’re dead to me too, like it’s a part of life. Just accept it and move on. I’m gonna die one day whoop whoop.

Carnelian,

Maybe as a compromise, then, the people who care can do the thing and the people who don’t don’t have to?

dependencyinjection,

Sure, but if the argument is that graveyards take to much valuable space that could be used to house living humans.

Perhaps people should keep ashes in their own gardens etc and you can alsways go and do the things you do.

To be transparent, this isn’t something I have given a lot of thought to until I saw this thread.

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Something I think I’ve seen in movies (mostly ones implied to be ancient japan) is a family grave. A single pillar driven into the ground with the family name and then everyone is cremated or something. Notable individuals for the family get a pillar next to it, but this could be a solution as first world countries reach the point where space is a premium. This allows families to mourn recently, and not-so-recently deceased.

Cyberpunk has the Columbariums - huge columns of thousands of cremated individuals, with a digital display for your Epitaph and name

dependencyinjection,

That sounds like a possible solution and pretty cool too tbh.

Carnelian,

Suppose so, I feel like they’re pretty low on the list of land we could reclaim tho. Would rather go after golf courses first for example

dependencyinjection,

Oh I agree that golf courses would be a priority. The same for office blocks where people can work from home.

I’m with mark twain on golf, it’s a good walk spoiled 😂

Summzashi,

I doubt they really take up that much. Arent they usually out of the way anyway?

dependencyinjection,

The uk had 3500 cemeteries in 1914 and more have been built since. A a report in 2013 said that nearly half would be out of space by 2033.

I wouldn’t like to say how much land this accounts for but just in my small town you could build hundreds of houses or even more apartments on all the land.

VulKendov,
@VulKendov@reddthat.com avatar

If you don’t have any useful organs, I imagine you can still be used as a cadaver for medical students.

cosmicrookie,
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

I’d like my ashes to go into a firework and be spread out all over my local area. Go out with a bang!

Shady_Shiroe,
@Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world avatar

Death will be a subscription

DarylDutch,

It is, Grave plots are temporary.

psmgx,

Costco sells caskets. Seriously. Order one online on the cheap.

Best part? They have multiple (positive) reviews.

LemmyKnowsBest,

who is leaving those reviews? satisfied customers? Is internet access available to Costco customers after death?

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You get to keep them before you die. I’m assuming people have em in their garage and lay in them to test them out.

TautTwat,

My dream is to die with absolutely nothing but massive bank debt. I have no living relatives, so there is no one to get the money from. I mean, “Hello Mr. Twat you have terminal cancer” next stop is the bank to take out the biggest loan my excellent credit will let me get. Tom Selleck the house go to Vegas bet it all on black until it’s gone return home and burn the house down around me fuck the bank…a boy can dream lol

Grass,

I’d totally do this if I had no family

VulKendov,
@VulKendov@reddthat.com avatar

Having a family is a solvable problem.

Grass,

I mean I could get rid of them I suppose, but others put up with worse.

sharkfucker420,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Legally give a homeless person ownership of the house

TautTwat,

That’s a better, less petty idea but the bank would just take it from them.

shani66,

Hit me up when you die and I’ll set you up a wooden box for $22 straight up, just a once time payment.

coffee_with_cream,

Just take that $22 per month and invest it instead. You’d come out on top

cordlesslamp,

What can you invest with $22 per month (or $264 per year) that’s actually turned a noticable profit? Even at 10% return you’d be looking at $26.4 gain per year.

coffee_with_cream,

That is essentially what this company is doing. They are investing your money until you die

VulKendov,
@VulKendov@reddthat.com avatar

Its a payment plan to buy to casket. You $20 a month for $60 months.

Wrench,

Sky burial. Just chop me up and feed me to the vultures

Zoidsberg,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

Sky burial. Throw me out of an airplane.

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Sky burial. Throw me in a wood chipper.

lars,

We probably gonna wait till you’re dead but fine

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • memes@lemmy.world
  • GTA5RPClips
  • DreamBathrooms
  • thenastyranch
  • magazineikmin
  • osvaldo12
  • ethstaker
  • Youngstown
  • mdbf
  • slotface
  • rosin
  • ngwrru68w68
  • kavyap
  • normalnudes
  • cisconetworking
  • JUstTest
  • InstantRegret
  • khanakhh
  • cubers
  • everett
  • Durango
  • tacticalgear
  • anitta
  • modclub
  • Leos
  • tester
  • provamag3
  • megavids
  • lostlight
  • All magazines