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Zoidsberg

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I’d rather be sleeping.

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Zoidsberg,
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I’m absolutely not an anthropologist, but if we evolved in small <100 person communities, often settling near water, I’d imagine keeping everyone relatively stank-free wouldn’t have been impossible.

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I absolutely love milkshakes. I just wish they loved me more.

Is this what god feels like?

@showerthoughts

Zoidsberg,
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These just seem to delay the inevitable for me, with wicked cramping in the meantime.

Zoidsberg,
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And all the “Thanks! Took two minutes to fix after seeing your post” comments just to rub it in.

Zoidsberg,
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Girls were invented by plumbers to sell more bathrooms

I need to wake up early (lemmy.world)

All the vibrating alarm clocks I could find do not sync with your phone, and have to be set manually. I thought about getting an Arduino, but then I will have to build the whole thing by myself. The only logical conclusion I could come up with is to get a programable vibrator. But most of them are either very expensive of look...

Zoidsberg,
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Smart watch? Research which ones have a strong vibration. Some are good, some suck.

Zoidsberg,
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Then you sue for the HIPAA violation and can actually maybe afford a house one day, possibly.

Zoidsberg,
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The more I learn about your country the less I like it.

Zoidsberg,
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Don’t even need to rig the plane, just seat them near the doors.

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Sky burial. Throw me out of an airplane.

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