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aeronmelon,

It’s a bootstrap paradox. In the future you will go back in time and must leave the original question so you will have something to respond to.

aeronmelon,

And speaking for me?

Pretty sure that’s a Black Mirror episode.

aeronmelon, (edited )

Texans do not know what a riceball is.

The American localization of Pokemon in the 1990s calling onigiri (triangular riceballs) doughnuts has become one of the most infamous in-jokes in Anime.

aeronmelon,

Padme: “I would never consider a relationship with someone who was a child when I met them as a young adult.”

fastforward to Episode II

Padme: “Then I saw his face! 🎶 Now I’m a believer!”

aeronmelon,

c/upliftingnews

Each one of those beagles is worth ten of that slimeball.

Is there an animal offenders list we can add these monsters to so that they’re not even allowed to pet someone else’s dog for the rest of their life?

aeronmelon,

The Borg did it.

They actually found a way to just inject it straight into your veins.

How to fix Korea's birthrate? Put girls in school earlier, controversial report argues (koreajoongangdaily.joins.com)

“Notably, Chang’s report claims that biological females develop earlier than males do, so requiring girls to enter school at younger ages will create classes in which the two sexes are of more equal maturity as they age. This, the author posits, makes it more likely that those classmates will be attracted to each other, and...

aeronmelon,

No. And neither is its education system.

aeronmelon,

Noto has been getting hit over and over again by weaker quakes and aftershocks ever since January 1st. All while the people who used to live there have been trying to bring the city back to life. Now this one was almost as powerful as the original quake. They just cannot catch a break.

aeronmelon,

“Hi, I am a very straight man who… loves looking at red meat and eating… hooters. AT Hooters, where the straight men are. I would like my free beer now, dollface.”

aeronmelon,

Freud is spinning in his grave.

aeronmelon,

Musicians are remembered for hundreds of years.

CEOs are not.

aeronmelon,

Note to self: Do not live in north St. Louis.

aeronmelon,

Now she has a 100% chance of getting eaten by a mimic.

aeronmelon,

“The Fruit Machine”

Do I have permission to laugh?

aeronmelon,

Chihuahuas are dogs running honey badger software.

aeronmelon,

The stuffed toy makes this perfect.

aeronmelon,

Wait! How is Sulu and Saavik in the same class as Riker and Geordi??

aeronmelon,

“Star Trekking across the universe!

On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk!

Star Trekking across the universe!

Only going forward cause we can’t find reverse!”

aeronmelon,

Kira isn’t Starfleet, so that means she just grabbed Jadzia’s phaser and pointed it at someone!

aeronmelon,

Yes, it was about being gay or straight. Kelvin Sulu was given a husband in honor of George Takei… an honor he rebuked because he felt they only changed the character for cheap representation points. He insisted that even though he is gay, the Sulu he portrayed is straight. (In Generations, Sulu is married and has a daughter, Demora, who helmed the Enterprise-B.)

Personally, I feel like since John Cho’s Sulu is a different person in a different universe (and Cho himself is cool being a straight Korean playing a gay Japanese) Takei didn’t need to get so angry about it.

We do exist.

Please don’t assume that I thought otherwise just because I didn’t explicitly mention every potentiality in that one post.

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