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@af@dataare.cool

Thinking man’s Triga. Not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you.

Expect kinkiness, geekiness, irreverence, interjections, hyperbole, litotes, inanity, and lust.

I’ve done my reading, but damned if it’s gonna be all that I talk about.

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taber, to random
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who asked for Roxxy Andrews to come back onto television

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@taber “I’m Roxy Andrews and I’m here regardless of what you say …”

af, to random
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How many solutions architects does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five to show up to every meeting, and provide no directly relevant input (i.e. none.).

af,
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@taber I recently found a director has opinions on my chosen technology. My immediate reaction was “he’s a director. He shouldn’t have an opinion on that.” Someone chimed in “you’d say that to him?” “Of course.”

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I sure talk a lot of shit about America for somebody that just paid $3.49 to walk out of a grocery store with this item

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@taber

Comedy Central GIF by Lights Out with David Spade

anandamide, to random
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I'm shopping for a rucksack

af,
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@anandamide gendered rucksacks have different cross-chest straps and lumbar support in some brands. I roasted Northface on Twitter for this a long time ago, and they came back to me about how they vary the designs for those with [tiddies].

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anyway as of 2:26 PM EDT Stardew Valley 1.6 update is now available on Steam

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@taber I Can Fix Him™.

taber, to random
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horrified to report that Costco is stocking something special this season for all those Irish-Italian households

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@taber traditional.

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looked up what the Englands have been talking about and yeah it's funny

af,
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@taber we got tired of talking about how shit the weather’s been.

jon, to random
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Welcome to 2024 Extra Day 3 March – Berlin – Hagenwerder – Zittau – Nové Město pod Smrkem – Gryfów Śląski – Görlitz – Berlin

Today’s borders
Pobiedna 🇵🇱 - Jindřichovice pod Smrkem 🇨🇿
and
Former 750mm Schmalspurbahn Zittau-Hermsdorf - Zittau 🇩🇪 - Sienawka 🇵🇱

Today’s map and live blog
https://crossborderrail.trainsforeurope.eu/live-blog-2024-extra-day-3-march-berlin-hagenwerder-zittau-nove-mesto-pod-smrkem-gryfow-slaski-gorlitz-berlin/

af,
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@jon judging by the colours, even Brits would be having a hard time in shorts and T-shirts there.

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Note to self: never, ever comment on a post of a LinkedIn “influencer”, even one from the rail industry

The slavish groupies trying to gain favour with the influencer will drown out any sensible discussion, and would sooner tell the influencer how great they are than engage with the topic

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@jon cackled on the tram to the weird looks of most for breaking the vocalising before 8am taboo. “Rail influencer.”

taber, to random
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unfortunately can report that the JetBrains "AI" thing is capable of taking quite a bit of the edge off the excruciating ritual of Java unit tests

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@taber 🩸 🔪 🕯️ 📖 📣 👁️‍🗨️

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@taber alas no upside down cross emoji. But glad you found something that works for you. Don’t break the salt circle though.

taber, to random
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having now tried a week with a Paperlike screen protector on iPad, it does improve the pencil experience by cutting down on the "thunk thunk thunk" noises when I write, but it's still a dang screen protector and no matter how careful you are it's gonna be bubbles and weird :-/ still not ideal!

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@taber my workflow is paper > scan > OCR and as retro as it is, it gives me the experience I like.

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Huh, didn’t see that coming

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@Goodwithcolour I did. I think of her as a smarter, classier, more in control version of Paris Hilton. She knows herself, knows how to employ people to make shit happen, has a mission and sticks with it.

I couldn’t imagine she’d do something rotten.

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@Goodwithcolour oh. Don’t get me wrong she’s done some shit but I don’t think she’d do shit so wrong now. Imagine being such an icon someone goes here’s $70m, go make a film.

“It’s a biopic where I fuck everyone BUT my actual husband.”

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    af,
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    @josh I have not preemptively blocked Threads here, but I will block bridges. For me, and I am making the choice for people on my mini instance, they want that shit separate.

    The galling thing is that even despite my choice, I doubt that AT would respect my opt out and just clone content from a bridged instance.

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    if you’re a developer in nyc, join us on the 27th in our brand new fastly nyc space. i will personally hand you a “live waf love” sticker https://www.eventbrite.com/e/fastly-connect-developer-meetup-nyc-compute-at-the-edge-tickets-828860503077?aff=ebdssbdestsearch

    af,
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    @jenn can I get one on this side of the pond as those are my initials in the middle and I fully intent to be a serious civil servant data scientist behind my MacBook Pro lid with “live waf love” stuck on the back. 🥹

    age, to random
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    Is this really about the Taliban or is it that we shouldn't be registering websites in other countries domains as a joke
    https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/111918422459442548

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    @taber @age I’m 100% confident in my registration on the Canadian tld.

    But I have a direct connection there. Looking at all the tech companies registering .io, though…

    af, to random
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    Watching UMK 24 (Finland’s Eurovision selection). There is a group called Windows95-Man.

    taber, to random
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    "lesbian hobbit hole" is the best phrase I've ever written

    af,
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    @taber I wonder what is the word for one way tautology:

    lesbian hobbit hole = hobbit hole ≠ lesbian hole ⊃ hobbit lesbian hole

    af,
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    @taber p.s. sorry.

    taber, to random
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    I should be able to use gay paternity leave to take on a lover

    af,
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    @taber half age plus two = father at a reasonable age. Yikes. I feel attacked.

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    explaining to junior Rust devs in 2046 why a type wound up being defined as Yeet is gonna be what kills me I know it

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    @taber it’ll be in the Oxford English Dictionary by then. You’re fine.

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    ngl y'all get me excited when you say "Bulgaria*" making me think you are putting up something about Bulgaria but it is always about some gym thing

    af,
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    @taber they’re not Bulgarian split squats unless the cakes are worked in Bulgaria. Otherwise they’re just sparkling split squats.

    af, to random
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    Filed an insurance claim to get some physio to sort out a trapped nerve. Of course they’ve assigned an exercise routine which includes “deep diaphragm breathing” and “seated calf clenches”.

    What nonsense. These only exist to move people off the expensive physio if they don’t tick boxes to demonstrate compliance.

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