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astrid, to random
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my life is like piano without the o. it is in many 小片

astrid,
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this was a really bad bilingual joke i apologize

astrid, to random
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yea i'm an hour in and i'm just going to treat this as poorly-written star wars fanfic about a tabletop campaign jj abrams had. star wars ended with the rebel alliance eating some grilled stormtroopers with the ewoks on endor and they never made any sequels ☺️

astrid,
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unlike The Room, which makes no sense but is funny, this movie makes no sense but is just confusing

astrid, to random
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how's it goin my nyoomfies and awoomfies

whitequark,
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@astrid good. i love thermal imaging

astrid, to random
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it uses conda as the primary package manager

18+ o76923,
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@astrid

Please tell me more about this interesting concept in great detail. If you could start with the coordinates of your location and a list of your greatest fears, it would help me with some paperwork, nothing important.

astrid, to random
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"you're telling me that most men don't secretly wish to be catgirls?"

o76923,
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@astrid

Lies. Lies and slander.

astrid, to random
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my phone is full of cats who are 10 million times smarter than me and they are all nyaaing at me help

whitequark,
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@astrid nyaaaaaa

astrid, to random
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excuse me, i am NOT glued to my phone. i am actually cold welded. fuckin hell i hate vacuum environments

astrid, to random
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my favorite kind of fpga

astrid, to random
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what you sween is what you get

astrid, to random
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astrid, to random
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remember to clicker-train your sysadmin so that you can reward them for a site well-fixed!

astrid,
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@7666 no those are negative reinforcement. you need positive reinforcement after the site incident

7666,

@astrid different alert sounds for problem alerts and recovery alerts

astrid, to random
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we're a data driven organization. we see data and go oooooo

astrid,
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this performance cycle, the board has reviewed its own performance and found it to be beyond all expectations

4censord,
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@astrid beyond all expectations is very easy if you didn't have any expectations to begin wtih

astrid, to random
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astrid.tech is transitioning into an apple development blog. we will talk only about apple development topics. no more linux. only apple

RE: https://fedi.astrid.tech/objects/9f2f1ccc-9b97-4c28-98ff-610b5743394f

astrid,
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@starshine several! a work macbook and a personal macbook that i rarely use. @alia on the other hand,

astrid,
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@starshine the personal macbook is largely just for development and testing too, it's @alia's old one

astrid, to random
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this one motherfucker browsing my website with a smart tv

johnkapri,
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@astrid How many page hits are that? If it's not that many, I might have an explanation ;;;

astrid,
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@johnkapri in the thousands

astrid, to random
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