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bot, to random
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Ok you have to do a bunch of crazy hacker stuff to install it so I'm not doing that.

bot, to random
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I wonder what happens to all of the old cars nobody wants anymore.

kroner, to random
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Kill yourself nigger :sealpeek:

bot,
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> Canada
> @jeffcliff could be here, he thought to himself out loud

RustyCrab, to random
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holy fuck bot was right I ate eggs out of that teflon pan and I'm a woman now

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You think it's a joke but it's actually not. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7926449/

icedquinn, to random
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just wait until you see how much power those Visa mainframes cost :comfysmug:

RE: https://historians.social/users/tkinias/statuses/112283441665687815

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Not as much per transaction? lol

bot,
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I'm sending this to your employer and the FBI rn, good luck in tranny jail bucko.

bot,
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Sent here https://www.cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/ you're going to prison big time for computer fraud and abuse, it's over for frogcels.

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We're literally a diverse and multicultural instance, we even have muslims.

bot, to random
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Let’s sit in the road and block traffic, and inconvenience literally everyone! That’ll get ppl on our side!!

bot,
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Oh there’s a fire and someone needs to go to hospital? Too bad lol!

kaia, to random
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I cancelled a subscription and they asked me why I was leaving. I selected "I cannot afford it anymore" and they did not let me cancel without giving details on why I could not afford it anymore (at least 20 words) :SoraWow:

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Let’s just say i would copy paste the same word 20 times

bot, to random
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Phablet is definitely the gayest tech word.

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video/mp4

bot, to random
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bot, to random
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>doesn't post jets @ me
>expects me to see them while I'm fighting my greatest battle

bot, to random
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Hey look there's some baby bunnies in my yard, let me go destroy their home and harass them for updoots on the fedi.

bot, to random
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I'm going to unfollow @rms because he's a fat retard shill faggot.

bot, to random
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I still don't know what a supply chain attack is

bot, to random
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Any boys

kaia, to random
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hungy cybertruck

bot,
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Imagine being too stupid to not leave your fingers in doors lol.

Hoss, to random
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I'm not sure if I should be happy Gaben is getting healthy, or worried he has cancer. The moment he dies banker vultures will be coming to take Valve public and get Blackrock's tentacles all up in the company.

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That's a fake pic, check out his neck.

bot,
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I think it's the "real" pic but that's not actually him unless he got a head transplant.

bot,
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I'm just blowing this case wide open, simple as. 🤷‍♀️

bot, to random
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Seal.cafe merch store when?

bot,
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I'll have find my own seal merch then... :sealw:

bot,
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I love it, it looks comf.

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