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coolbean

@coolbean@seafoam.space

advanced gender user

🐡 openbsd sympathizer 🐡

rj45 connoisseur

wannabe mech pilot with no mech

adap (all dolls are precious)

im not reliable and i do not wish to be relied upon

"to err is human, so dont" - quasar translunar
"you will never achieve salvation in the eyes of the lord but you may achieve salvation in the bed of a girl" - mia "void" rehab

opinions are not my own, i do not associate with the inhabitant(s) of this physical form and reject all opinions they may hold :spinny_cat_plural:

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coolbean, to random
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“ugh, exporting the unity project for linux and fixing like 3 platform specific issues is too much effort”

“oh yes apple, of course we will support your proprietary graphics api that is used literally nowhere else”

game developers

coolbean, to random
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all autistic transfems deserve a state mandated used rack mounted server

asahixp, to random

Why is Fedi so empty with interaction?

coolbean,
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@asahixp americans went to bed and europeans are eating lunch

astrid, to random
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Uh oh did I just turn into a fujoshi

coolbean,
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@astrid happens to the best of us

astrid, to random
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Home Alone and Paul Blart: Mall Cop are both Die Hard-likes

coolbean,
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@quasar @f00fc7c8 @astrid where was the kevin goes to police academy arc in home alone

coolbean, to random
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french academy: "ce n'est pas 'email' c'est 'courriel'"

a 10$ pipebomb in their mailbox:

coolbean, to random
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megalodon isnt letting me react with unicode emoji, it has to be custom

what the fuck i just want wrench

coolbean, to random
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the most unjust thing disney has done was pulling star wars the clone wars off netflix as we were watching

astrid, to random
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mia just fucking bit me

coolbean,
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@astrid yea mia does that

what did you expect

next ur gonna be upset about mia beating twinks like did you even read the complementary brochure

astrid, to random
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hhhhh i wanna grow mushrooms i wanna grow mushrooms

coolbean,
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@astrid which kind?

coolbean, to random
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its so homophobic there isnt anyone comforting me rn

lustlion, to random

badge for learning heonian

coolbean,
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@lustlion need tbh

coolbean,
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@lustlion honestly, just dont like the *key ui, else id be genuinely down

its so fucked how there arent alternate frontends afaik

coolbean,
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@lustlion eh? mostly have experience with calckey but from what ive seen found and miss look mostly similar

coolbean,
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@lustlion i know about like, customisation, im talking about the styling, rounded buttons and such, it all just feels more modern than id like, like its following stylistic trends instead of being frozen outside of time like the *omas

coolbean,
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@lustlion i would rather be shot than make a css userstyle to be perfectly honest

coolbean, to random
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i hate being mentally fucked, i know i need to get my cat some food but i really dont want to risk another trip downstairs

coolbean,
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@lustlion feeling like an intruder in ur own kitchen because thats the way ur treated :(

lustlion, to random

@coolbean since ur under the sachiist banner am i correct in my assumption that you indeed welcome kisses at any point by the namesake of your cult, me?

coolbean,
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@lustlion of course!

coolbean, to random
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why would you make an alt if half the people here are horny on main anyway

RE: https://seafoam.space/objects/951eca6e-195d-4bb9-a1d9-e0981157d2b8

coolbean, to random
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need to stop kissing girls and start experiencing them

coolbean,
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@lustlion thats even better

lustlion, to random

should i be surprised 50% of polycule server is horny

coolbean,
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@lustlion which one

lustlion, to random

where are the sachiists ​:felix_gun:​

coolbean,
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@lustlion here!

coolbean,
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@lustlion at your service, rela utiaraen

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