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coolbean

@coolbean@seafoam.space

advanced gender user

🐡 openbsd sympathizer 🐡

rj45 connoisseur

wannabe mech pilot with no mech

adap (all dolls are precious)

im not reliable and i do not wish to be relied upon

"to err is human, so dont" - quasar translunar
"you will never achieve salvation in the eyes of the lord but you may achieve salvation in the bed of a girl" - mia "void" rehab

opinions are not my own, i do not associate with the inhabitant(s) of this physical form and reject all opinions they may hold :spinny_cat_plural:

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root, to random
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​:neopossum_confused:​

coolbean,
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@root type of guy that has an andy graves pfp but will call satanism “icky”

coolbean, to random
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fun fact: software piracy is not a crime, cracking drm solutions isnt either (though it can facilitate the latter so its still considered “conspiring to”), nor is making unofficial copies of games, only redistributing those unofficial copies without a licensing agreement permitting as much is illegal

still not a crime however as copyright is part of civil law, it gives someone the right to sue for damages but they have to do so themselves and out of their own pocket. thats why most actual anti-piracy measures are entirely outside the legal system

(besides drm and propaganda theres of course just contacting your internet provider asking them to send threatening letters, throttle your connection or even disconnect service entirely)

lily, to random
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they should make wine but for running solaris executibles on openbsd, i think that would be funny.

coolbean,
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@lily the good ending

chjara, to random
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    coolbean,
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    @chjara thats what c programmers mean when they say memory management bugs are a skill issue

    but then they just keep introducing memory management bugs

    coolbean,
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    @chjara thing is you can check for a lot of these issues even within the bounds of c, no additional tools needed

    but somehow only very few implementations actually do that (notably openbsd, where the malloc implementation itself tries to find use-after-frees, double frees, writes within allocated space but not the requested size)

    and its just… confusing why this isnt a common thing

    coolbean,
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    @chjara tldr: im convinced c developers have some weird macho complex where they are intentionally making it hard to detect memory management bugs before they become a cve

    coolbean,
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    @chjara i dont know, i dont do that low level crap, but the guy that implemented it gave a talk about it at eurobsdcon last year so that is probably a better source than i could wish to be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIjUsv91rXg

    coolbean, to random German
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_husband

    root, to random
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    I miss my Wii sports

    coolbean,
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    @root wii fit+ and and wii sports resort too

    god, need to set up the wii again

    astrid, to random
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    instead of an RFC, I would write an RFQ (request for questions) with the hope that most of the questions will be "oh god astrid why"

    coolbean,
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    @astrid i have an rfc

    why did you do this

    coolbean, to random German
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    tech support but as in, a support group for technophiles

    dangerdyke, to random
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    oh no we’re becoming a prequels apologist aren’t we

    coolbean,
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    @dangerdyke @astrid was about to reply with much to the same effect, just redo every scene between anakin and padme from scratch holy shit its so bad

    coolbean,
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    @dangerdyke @astrid like i cant even call it a forced romantic subplot, its actually very relevant to the main story, but it just feels completely forced and unnatural

    coolbean, to random
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    im starting to like utf-16 for the simple reason that with it i can actually comprehend all code points in the basic multilingual plane at a glance

    no such luxury with utf-8, db86 becomes ed ae 86

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    i could probably keep going

    coolbean,
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    @astrid i didnt set an edit password, feel free to add the debian family

    coolbean,
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    @astrid https://polycul.es/0b2a5c1

    coolbean, to random German
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    hey i suck at identifying flowers so if anyone wants to help me identify what i found hiking thatd be grand

    more of em about a meter further along

    coolbean, to random
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    @liaizon they paid how much for an artistic rendition of goatse?!?

    RE: https://social.wake.st/users/liaizon/statuses/112135636517764390

    astrid, to random
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    it was not DNS this time

    coolbean,
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    @astrid unusual, i dont trust it

    coolbean, to random German
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    with credit card companies forcing yet another service to forbid “adult content”, and crypto finally mostly in the dumps

    gnu taler? please? lets not overthink it with blockchains, lets not try to game the system, lets just take decentralised electronic payment and not fuck it up

    coolbean,
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    taxable with very limited legal or ethical concerns, mostly efficient since it doesnt use blockchains, doesnt rely on existing credit card infrastructure

    and most importantly its digital so its ideal for online transactions, but can also be used in person via mobile phones ala google pay

    but again, not controlled by google, not blockchain, customer side is totally anonymised, seller side is not so no ethical concerns regarding illicit shit, that needs to get laundered the old fashioned way

    coolbean,
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    like seriously please give me online payment thats not reliant on credit card companies or inefficient crypto shit

    coolbean,
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    @root a. capitalism, corpos dont profit from this b. its gnu, they fucking suuuck at making themselves appear likable enough for people to hear them out, they inherently dont do marketing

    coolbean, to random German
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    they should make those weird stylus touchpad flip phone things from lain real

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