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darklyglassdarkly

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just another rando migaloo, a fool to others and a burden to themselves.

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darklyglassdarkly, to random
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dear men,
"ankle pants" are cowardly bullshit: either commit to capris or retreat to the boot-cut.
kind regards,
etc.

luciedigitalni, to auspol
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Who wants to bring Bridget up to speed on the last three decades of Russian history?

darklyglassdarkly,
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@luciedigitalni her job is to blart inflammatory nonsense into the media, so she's doing ok. her job isn't to know anything about anything or, for that matter, her arse from her elbow.
just nailing those Coalition KPIs.

darklyglassdarkly, to random
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waiting for jim & tony to fire up a big ol

RickiTarr, to random
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Okay, I wanted to make a joke that I can't possibly choose between dogs and cats, I can't even choose between men and women, because I'm bi-furrious. BUT I know y'all would make jokes about me in the comments, because you all are perverts. GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!

darklyglassdarkly,
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@RickiTarr we're purr-verts, if you please.

darklyglassdarkly, to random
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drink enough raw milk and you'll fucking find out why this shit exists https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasteurization

luciedigitalni, to random
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“It’s all by design. The Narendra Modi government has made me feel so uncomfortable that we decided to leave. There’s always a feeling of unease that this sort of backlash could come your way as a journalist in India, I’ve felt it the whole time I’ve been here, so have my colleagues from other publications.”

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2024/apr/23/abc-south-asia-correspondent-avani-dias-narendra-modi-government

darklyglassdarkly,
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@luciedigitalni what? a fascist government intimidating the press? i'm shocked. shocked i tells ya.

kcarruthers, to random
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such a dangerous website! 😬

darklyglassdarkly,
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@kcarruthers TLS fail?

darklyglassdarkly, to random
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TWIN PEAKS but it's BLUEY

darklyglassdarkly, to random
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i confess i am baffled at what conflicts australia is planning to be involved in over the next half-century.
other than as amusing cannon/drone/missile fodder for the US Imperium, of course.

darklyglassdarkly, to random
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Better get started on the January culture war:

The existence of the modern nation of "Australia" is based completely on and due entirely to imperialism, colonialism, officially-sanctioned ethnic cleansing and government-sponsored genocide, slavery and wanton destruction.

The modern Australian state manages to continue the systematic elimination of the world's oldest living culture in plain sight.

"Acknowledge the traditional owners" all you fucking like, if you celebrate you're an ignorant fuck at best but probably a genocidal shitcunt who ought to walk into the fucking sea.

darklyglassdarkly, to random
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hey, if you ship a thing that "supports regex" then you better do either of two things:

  1. make it support regex as practiced in the world instead of some bullshit hackjob fucked together by the boss's methed up failson

  2. HOPE AND PRAY TO EVERY FUCKING GOD THERE EVER WAS OR EVER WILL BE THAT I NEVER FUCKING FIND YOU! I WILL GO BACK IN TIME AND ERASE EVERY FUCKING ANCESTOR OF YOURS ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE FIRST FUCKING MAMMAL TO BLINK ITS NEWBORN EYES IN THE DAWN'S LIGHT!!!

darklyglassdarkly, to random
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Things Australia's ATO can't do: Tax corporations, billionaires, and stolen wealth hidden in a Trust.

Things Australia's ATO can do: Do robodebt again, once again fucking everyone and anyone without vast money and means to hire lawyers to stuff these cunts back in their box.

darklyglassdarkly, to random
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Love* how even the fucking ABC is jumping aboard the "let's blame immigrants for high rents and the 'housing shortage'".

Yep, sure. I mean there's millions of houses standing around empty that ought to be confiscated and handed out to people that need a place to live, the government continues to permit and push landlordism by wannabee landed gentry, and we're still not dragging the 1% into the streets and up the nearest lamp-post, but sure, let's blame immigration.

geordie, to random
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I have filled up a /24 at home.

darklyglassdarkly,
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@geordie hwhat?!

darklyglassdarkly,
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@geordie but how?

darklyglassdarkly,
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@geordie but but but

darklyglassdarkly,
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@geordie EIGHT!?!?!? EIGGT!???

darklyglassdarkly, to random
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G'DAY CUNTS

darklyglassdarkly, to random
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making volunteers the load-bearing aspect of fire & disaster response is very certainly the "fuck around" phase of preparedness

darklyglassdarkly, to random
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imagine, if you will, the amount of political capital that could be made by ablo & co by giving the aec something that many people think they already have: the legal and other resources to kick the crap out of bullshitters around election and referendum time.

could spend that capital on eminent domain seizures of empty housing, housing the unhoused, driving down rents, and firing landlords into the sun.

darklyglassdarkly, to random
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The Edging aisle in Bunnings has left me ... unfulfilled.

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