don

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don,

They already have the outdoors, how much more space can they get?

don,

“Like pouring salt in the wound, you left a voicemail for our chief of police directing him to an online post where you gloated about the event. You wasted countless hours when our patrol officers could have responded to emergencies. I traveled 2400 miles to tell you this in person. I told you that you would be held accountable,” Grispino said during the hearing.

Power move

don,

Again, who’s gonna pay for the conversion? Sure we could switch like the Aussies did, but no one wants to pay for new shit when the shit that already exists serves its purpose well enough.

Get the financing, and then come back.

don,

Why’d you put yourself in one to begin with, and how the fuck did you manage to fit?

don,

Poor guy’s just catching his breath, missed the bus and had to bike it all the way before he gets a demerit for tardiness.

don,

And conservatives, having completely lost both their mental faculties and bowel control eons ago, desperately want this sewage back in office.

Several PA House Republicans boo officers who defended Capitol on Jan. 6 | Harry Dunn and Aquilino Gonell were invited to PA’s House of Representatives — but several GOP lawmakers booed and walked out (wapo.st)

“I heard some hissing and I saw about eight to 10 of my Republican colleagues walk out angrily as they were announced as police officers from the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6,” state Rep. Arvind Venkat (D) said in a phone interview Thursday. “I was shocked and appalled,” he added. According to Venkat, the commotion lasted...

don,

The Democrats should boo and hiss those degenerate Republican lawmakers any time they so much as even show their shit-stained faces, until the degenerates leave.

don,

The herpes his lice have probably has syphilis.

don, (edited )

So when Putin’s forces randomly attack Ukraine, does he say, “Oops! Shit. Didn’t mean to do that. Fuck! My bad, guys!” every fucking time?

“Can I get some help, guys? I can’t figure out why I keep ordering attacks on Ukraine by complete random fucking chance! Any ideas?”

don,

Everyone in the circle, consecutively: “A little bit about yourself!”

don,

Percussive maintenance on TVs may be a thing of the past. I don’t think the average person slaps the side of their flatscreen these days.

don,

Poland is in the middle of dire distress and instances of extreme danger to life or property. Also, Indonesia (a country in Southeast Asia and Oceania) borders Ukraine.

Hope that helps!

don,

…be yourself

Mr. Durden, we need to have a talk.

don,

ME (having sex):

Fleshlights don’t count as having sex, bud. Sorry.

don, (edited )

I’ll see your picture of a half eaten sandwich and raise you an emoji of a pair of socks: 🧦

don, (edited )

Step 1. Remove two (2) cloves from tray.

Step 2. Store remaining cloves for later use.

Step 3. Use the two (2) cloves as recipe directs.

Step 4. Ignore step 2 (two) and grind remaining 600 (lots of) cloves into paste for use on teeth or anus.

Step 5. A winner is you!

don,

lol no, it’s a three part miniseries about how Surf Dracula uses the power of painting in watercolor to help those with general anxiety disorder.

don,

So date them, show them a movie every night, and see how many it takes for them to say, “Seen it.” Then repeat. EZPZ

don,

It’s like three really weird steps away from wafflestomping

don,

“Yeah, that’s where I’ll be living in 150 years. It’s pretty cozy.”

don,

And now you’re 4’9”. Good deal!

don,

Of course. The outer layer of skin on the legs is dead just like everywhere else, and needs to be cleaned off. It’s not just the dirt on the skin that needs to be removed, but the outer layer of dead skin needs to be exfoliated, too. This is just basic hygiene.

don,

How’d you forget Ellen Burstyn’s character getting amphetamine psychosis and hallucinating her fridge try to eat her, or Leto’s getting his arm amputated due to gangrene from heroin addiction?

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