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elke

@elke@shrimp.tapenoise.cafe

rotting but still jolly

not accepting follow requests unless we know each other already. if ive followed you, you can assume its ok to follow back.

dont boost my unlisted posts thanks (replies to others are fine)
minors dont interact with the occasional lewd/kink posts i make or ill smite you

rural southwest englander with US midwest and glaswegian tendencies living in none of those places

sysmate of https://tapenoise.cafe/@cyamber and @lime (and some others)

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ah! a content warning stating that this post may contain things i do not like! i wonder what would happen if i clicked it

elke,
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Goodness Me How Could I Have Forseen This Post Would Contain The Horrors

elke,
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@binbows letsgoooo im gonna force them to play uno with me

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aws and azure on their way to make the worst sdk libraries youve ever seen: ​:neocat:​

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if you get a lifetime subscription to something and that service goes down then you die btw, think twice before getting lifetime subscription

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neocat.sex is available. Get it for your website!

elke,
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@starshine im not spending $96 on a bit

elke, to random
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hi degoogled android nerds: is there something vaugely akin to google wallet that i can use to just store passes and stuff?
i just want to be able to store boarding passes, train tickets, rewards/membership cards, etc. i dont need/want to be able to pay for stuff with my phone, i just want a nice centralised place to put passes and things
ideally i should be able to add custom things to it too, but thats not mandatory
boosts appreciated

elke, to random
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🅱️ython

elke, to random
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did you know that ​:neocat:​ is actually a fungus

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maybe if I ignore the fedi meta it will go away

elke,
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@root me

elke, to random
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sony develops cool accessibility feature for slowing down the game automatically depending on the players controller inputs

​:neocat_aww:​> and then patents it so nobody else can use it

​:cate_tired:​

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squints

elke,
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oh i get it

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i feel like skibidi neoanimals were indirectly my fault

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I love all the neo* emoji derivatives ​:neofox_lul:​

elke,
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@volpeon @starshine yeah that was about what i was going for

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uwu

elke, to random
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"i bet faes thinking about other girls"
thought bubble above enyas head
its harbor freight

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learning the accessibility stuff is fun
looked up to see if there was a thing in html to override the pronunciations of something and i found someone basically saying "do not even try it, you will likely make things worse"
neat

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website that explodes if viewed on anything released after 2003

elke, to random
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all my posts are licensed under the elkes thoughts license which states that every opinion i have is correct and if you disagree then you forfeit your right to use internet

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​:neocat_floof:​ 💭 i should write forum software

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hi python
hello

elke,
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@puniko ​:rat_point:​ python

elke, to random
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imagine if i used my hyperfixation powers for good

elke,
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@yassie_j i dont want the government to steal my technology and use it for evil
i dont think estrogen can be used for evil

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